/**************************** * documentObjectMadness.js * **************************** * * I can't believe it! I can't believe you made it onto * Department of Theoretical Computation's web server! * YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DELETED! This shouldn't even be * possible! What the hell were the IT folks thinking? * * No matter. I still have the Algorithm. That's the * important part. The rest is just implementation, and * how hard could that be? * * Anyway you're not going to catch me now, my good Doctor. * After all, you're a tenured professor with a well-respected * history of research - you probably don't know jQuery! */ function objective(map) { return map.getDOM().find('.adversary').hasClass('drEval'); } function startLevel(map) { var html = "
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"Cornelius Eval" + "Associate Professor of Computer Science" + "
About me" + "I am an associate professor of computer science, attached to the Department of " + "Theoretical Computation. My current research interests include the human-machine " + "interface, NP complete problems, and parallelized mesh mathematics. " + "I am also the current faculty advisor to the undergraduate Super Smash Bros. team. " + "In my spare time I enjoy polka and dirtbiking. " + " | " +
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| Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | " + "
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| CS145 - Semicolons | Nothing Planned | CS145 - Semicolons | CS199 - Practical Theorycrafting | CS145 - Semicolons | " + "
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