require 'date'
require 'i18n'

JAVA = "http://www.java.com/#{I18n.locale}/"
YOU = `whoami`

def DOWNLOAD(today)
  puts "Free Java Download"
  puts JAVA

  `open #{JAVA}` if DARWIN?
end

private def DARWIN?
  `uname`.chomp == "Darwin"
end

def TODAY!
  Date.today
end

JAVA + YOU
DOWNLOAD TODAY!