const express = require('express') const Webtask = require('webtask-tools') const bodyParser = require('body-parser') const MessagingResponse = require("twilio").twiml.MessagingResponse const request = require('request-promise-native') var app = express(); app.use(bodyParser.json()); app.post('/sms/reply', (req, res) => { (async () => { const msg = new MessagingResponse() var ssMsg = await getRandomSadServer() msg.message(ssMsg.join("\n")) // Twilio's webhook expects XML res.writeHead(200, {"Content-Type": "text/xml"}) res.end(msg.toString()) })() }) async function getRandomSadServer() { var quote = [] try { const content = await request.get('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/jessedearing/dotfiles/master/fortunes/sadserver_tweets') const a = content.split("\n") const randomStart = Math.floor(Math.random() * a.length) var storeQuote = false for (let i=randomStart; i