Craig Patten craigpatten

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

I am craigpatten on github.
I am craigpatten (https://keybase.io/craigpatten) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 1BBB 9DBC B113 37E9 06E5 4D4B 283E BC1A A897 9C84

To claim this, I am signing this object:

Note that this isn't a *.amazonaws.com wildcard. They're just somewhat enthusiastic delegations!

The current live regions (not including China) are:

> grep production output.md | awk '{print $2}'
ap-northeast-1.amazonaws.com
ap-southeast-1.amazonaws.com
ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com
eu-central-1.amazonaws.com

	// https://auth0.com/docs/rules

	function (user, context, callback) {
	var request = require("request");

	var event = (context.stats.loginsCount > 1) ? "Login" : "Signup";

	var options = {
	url: "https://hooks.slack.com/...",
	json: true,

	#!/usr/bin/env python

	import os
	import requests

	headers = { "authorization": "token %s" % os.environ["GITHUB_TOKEN"] }

	teams = requests.get("https://api.github.com/orgs/%s/teams" % os.environ["GITHUB_ORG"], headers=headers).json()

	everyone = set()

	#!/usr/bin/env node

	const fs = require("fs");
	const crypto = require("crypto");
	const walk = require("walk");
	const concat = require("concat-stream");

	const walker = walk.walk("/usr/share/man");

	const hashes = {};

	#!/usr/bin/env python3
	"""
	Yank data from Swift and do [something] with it.
	"""

	import json
	import lzma
	import os
	import sys

	#!/usr/bin/env python

	import json
	import logging
	import os
	import random

	from multiprocessing.pool import ThreadPool

	import requests

	#!/usr/bin/env python

	"""
	Prettify qstat scheduler allocations.

	Example:

	$ echo foo/1+foo/2+foo/15+foo/16+blah/20+blah/21+blah/30+blah/31+blah/40 \| prettify-qstat.py
	blah: 20-21, 30-31, 40, foo: 1-2, 15-16
	"""

	#!/usr/bin/env python

	import boto, base64, hashlib
	from boto.s3.connection import S3Connection

	server = "your-hcp-endpoint.acme.com"

	hs3_id = base64.b64encode("your-hcp-username")
	hs3_secret = hashlib.md5("your-hcp-password").hexdigest()
	hs3 = S3Connection(aws_access_key_id = hs3_id, aws_secret_access_key = hs3_secret, host = server, debug = 2)

	> dig @u1.amazonaws.com +norecurse us-central-1.amazonaws.com ns

	; <<>> DiG 9.8.3-P1 <<>> @u1.amazonaws.com +norecurse us-central-1.amazonaws.com ns
	; (1 server found)
	;; global options: +cmd
	;; Got answer:
	;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 52516
	;; flags: qr; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 0, AUTHORITY: 2, ADDITIONAL: 2

	;; QUESTION SECTION: