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  | Jay-Z | |
| 99 Problems | |
| If you are presented with conundrums involving the fairer sex, my condolences. I have four-score and nineteen conundrums; a trollop is not among them. | |
| Notorious B.I.G. | |
| Big Poppa | |
| I revel in being referred to as the grand patriarch! (Elevate your hands skyward if your claims of being a Lothario are verifiable.) | |
| Snoop Dogg | |
| Gin & Juice | |
| Operating my vehicle, whilst inhaling narcotics and imbibing a gin-based gimlet. | |
| MC Hammer | |
| U Can't Touch This | |
| You are prohibited from making contact. Halt! The hour of hammers is nigh. | |
| 50 Cent | |
| In Da Club | |
| Proceed, my ladyfriend. It is your date of birth. We will partake in festivities accordingly. | |
| Lil' Jon | |
| Get Low | |
| Toward the fenestration; toward the dividers. Unto the perspiration emanating from my nether regions. Urging all of these trollops into a prone position. | |
| Notorious B.I.G. | |
| Mo Money Mo Problems | |
| It were as if a positive correlation existed between financial status and predicaments. | |
| Snoop Dogg | |
| Drop It Like It's Hot | |
| When the strumpet-peddler is at his domicile, my mother. (Let it fall as if it were of a scalding temperature.) | |
| Nelly | |
| Hot In Herre | |
| The indoor temperature is becoming uncomfortably high. I advise you to remove your garments. | |
| Young Jeezy | |
| My President | |
| My Head of State is of Afro-American origin. My Lamborghini is painted cerulean. I would be flabbergasted if the car's hubcaps were not painted the same hue. | |
| Lil' Wayne | |
| A Milli | |
| A plutocrat: I am a burgeoning financial plutocrat, who is more resilient than the coiffure of a West African. | |
| Tupac | |
| Hit 'Em Up | |
| Gather your semi-automatic pistols in the event that you witness Tupac. Alert the authorities if you witness Tupac. | |
| Sir Mix-A-Lot | |
| Baby Got Back | |
| I am quite fond of a well-developed gluteus maximus, and I will not conceal this information. Any claims to the contrary from my companions are futile. | |
| Fat Joe | |
| Make It Rain | |
| I cause liquid precipitation to fall upon these wenches. | |
| Coolio | |
| Gangsta's Paradise | |
| The vast majority of our time in this earthly realm has been embodied in the form of a Valhalla fit only for ruffians. | |
| 69 Boyz | |
| Tootsee Roll | |
| Allow me to observe the chocolate-flavored, taffy-like candy. | |
| Kanye West | |
| Mercy | |
| Construct an abode upon that posterior, that is a pun on 'estate'. | |
| Vanilla Ice | |
| Ice Ice Baby | |
| If a difficult situation existed, hark! I will find a solution. | 
  
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