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Jay-Z
99 Problems
If you are presented with conundrums involving the fairer sex, my condolences. I have four-score and nineteen conundrums; a trollop is not among them.
Notorious B.I.G.
Big Poppa
I revel in being referred to as the grand patriarch! (Elevate your hands skyward if your claims of being a Lothario are verifiable.)
Snoop Dogg
Gin & Juice
Operating my vehicle, whilst inhaling narcotics and imbibing a gin-based gimlet.
MC Hammer
U Can't Touch This
You are prohibited from making contact. Halt! The hour of hammers is nigh.
50 Cent
In Da Club
Proceed, my ladyfriend. It is your date of birth. We will partake in festivities accordingly.
Lil' Jon
Get Low
Toward the fenestration; toward the dividers. Unto the perspiration emanating from my nether regions. Urging all of these trollops into a prone position.
Notorious B.I.G.
Mo Money Mo Problems
It were as if a positive correlation existed between financial status and predicaments.
Snoop Dogg
Drop It Like It's Hot
When the strumpet-peddler is at his domicile, my mother. (Let it fall as if it were of a scalding temperature.)
Nelly
Hot In Herre
The indoor temperature is becoming uncomfortably high. I advise you to remove your garments.
Young Jeezy
My President
My Head of State is of Afro-American origin. My Lamborghini is painted cerulean. I would be flabbergasted if the car's hubcaps were not painted the same hue.
Lil' Wayne
A Milli
A plutocrat: I am a burgeoning financial plutocrat, who is more resilient than the coiffure of a West African.
Tupac
Hit 'Em Up
Gather your semi-automatic pistols in the event that you witness Tupac. Alert the authorities if you witness Tupac.
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Baby Got Back
I am quite fond of a well-developed gluteus maximus, and I will not conceal this information. Any claims to the contrary from my companions are futile.
Fat Joe
Make It Rain
I cause liquid precipitation to fall upon these wenches.
Coolio
Gangsta's Paradise
The vast majority of our time in this earthly realm has been embodied in the form of a Valhalla fit only for ruffians.
69 Boyz
Tootsee Roll
Allow me to observe the chocolate-flavored, taffy-like candy.
Kanye West
Mercy
Construct an abode upon that posterior, that is a pun on 'estate'.
Vanilla Ice
Ice Ice Baby
If a difficult situation existed, hark! I will find a solution.
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