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  1. erikcox created this gist Nov 11, 2015.
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    Adding Hidden Agendas
    Adjusting Bell Curves
    Aesthesizing Industrial Areas
    Aligning Covariance Matrices
    Applying Feng Shui Shaders
    Applying Theatre Soda Layer
    Asserting Packed Exemplars
    Attempting to Lock Back-Buffer
    Binding Sapling Root System
    Breeding Fauna
    Building Data Trees
    Bureacritizing Bureaucracies
    Calculating Inverse Probability Matrices
    Calculating Llama Expectoration Trajectory
    Calibrating Blue Skies
    Charging Ozone Layer
    Coalescing Cloud Formations
    Cohorting Exemplars
    Collecting Meteor Particles
    Compounding Inert Tessellations
    Compressing Fish Files
    Computing Optimal Bin Packing
    Concatenating Sub-Contractors
    Containing Existential Buffer
    Debarking Ark Ramp
    Debunching Unionized Commercial Services
    Deciding What Message to Display Next
    Decomposing Singular Values
    Decrementing Tectonic Plates
    Deleting Ferry Routes
    Depixelating Inner Mountain Surface Back Faces
    Depositing Slush Funds
    Destabilizing Economic Indicators
    Determining Width of Blast Fronts
    Deunionizing Bulldozers
    Dicing Models
    Diluting Livestock Nutrition Variables
    Downloading Satellite Terrain Data
    Exposing Flash Variables to Streak System
    Extracting Resources
    Factoring Pay Scale
    Fixing Election Outcome Matrix
    Flood-Filling Ground Water
    Flushing Pipe Network
    Gathering Particle Sources
    Generating Jobs
    Gesticulating Mimes
    Graphing Whale Migration
    Hiding Willio Webnet Mask
    Implementing Impeachment Routine
    Increasing Accuracy of RCI Simulators
    Increasing Magmafacation
    Initializing My Sim Tracking Mechanism
    Initializing Rhinoceros Breeding Timetable
    Initializing Robotic Click-Path AI
    Inserting Sublimated Messages
    Integrating Curves
    Integrating Illumination Form Factors
    Integrating Population Graphs
    Iterating Cellular Automata
    Lecturing Errant Subsystems
    Mixing Genetic Pool
    Modeling Object Components
    Mopping Occupant Leaks
    Normalizing Power
    Obfuscating Quigley Matrix
    Overconstraining Dirty Industry Calculations
    Partitioning City Grid Singularities
    Perturbing Matrices
    Pixalating Nude Patch
    Polishing Water Highlights
    Populating Lot Templates
    Preparing Sprites for Random Walks
    Prioritizing Landmarks
    Projecting Law Enforcement Pastry Intake
    Realigning Alternate Time Frames
    Reconfiguring User Mental Processes
    Relaxing Splines
    Removing Road Network Speed Bumps
    Removing Texture Gradients
    Removing Vehicle Avoidance Behavior
    Resolving GUID Conflict
    Reticulating Splines
    Retracting Phong Shader
    Retrieving from Back Store
    Reverse Engineering Image Consultant
    Routing Neural Network Infanstructure
    Scattering Rhino Food Sources
    Scrubbing Terrain
    Searching for Llamas
    Seeding Architecture Simulation Parameters
    Sequencing Particles
    Setting Advisor Moods
    Setting Inner Deity Indicators
    Setting Universal Physical Constants
    Sonically Enhancing Occupant-Free Timber
    Speculating Stock Market Indices
    Splatting Transforms
    Stratifying Ground Layers
    Sub-Sampling Water Data
    Synthesizing Gravity
    Synthesizing Wavelets
    Time-Compressing Simulator Clock
    Unable to Reveal Current Activity
    Weathering Buildings
    Zeroing Crime Network