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  1. ivanmarcin created this gist Jan 7, 2014.
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    ~ about everything ~
    ---------------------

    × raw tweets :
    — 2880


    ~ pure output tweets [tweets w/o retweets or replies] segmented by length ~
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------------

    × short pure output tweets :
    — 555, 19.27% of total tweets
    > [sat 15th jan 2011, 09:20] BANG! http://yfrog.com/h7jpzmj

    × mid pure output tweets :
    — 724, 25.14% of total tweets
    > [sat 3rd apr 2010, 00:00] Oh my oh my, Can't find a good used 50mm summicron around

    × long pure output tweets :
    — 385, 13.37% of total tweets
    > [wed 21th sep 2011, 19:27]
    > Dark Souls developers are punishing pirates of leaked game by dropping a maxed out Black Phantoms on the game #LOL

    × max pure output tweets :
    — 27, 0.94% of total tweets
    > [mon 26th mar 2012, 06:07]
    > Yup. @masseffect 3 ending is really bad. Feels like 1 generic fuzzy changed a bit to pretend to be 6 endings,and a glorious hook to buy DLC.

    × all pure output together :
    — 1700, 59.03% of total tweets


    ~ social miscellaneous facts ~
    -------------------------------

    × replies :
    — 637, 22.12% of total tweets
    > [wed 25th aug 2010, 00:00] @rberrelleza jaja y en honor a la miss jalisco.

    × tweets mentionning users :
    — 1283, 44.55% of total tweets

    × pure rt :
    — 485, 16.84% of total tweets
    > [mon 13th feb 2012, 19:55] RT @annburkett: Blue bottle cafe where the addicted stand in line for coffee

    × commented rt :
    — 58, 2.01% of total tweets
    > [fri 9th oct 2009, 00:00] :) RT @rberrelleza: Driking a coke for the first time in weeks. OMG, it tastes soo good!

    × all rt :
    — 543, 18.85% of total tweets


    ~ content basics ~
    -------------------

    × hashtag tweets :
    — 285, 12.21% of total tweets w/o retweets
    > [mon 2nd nov 2009, 00:00] checking out the Windows phone marktplace. SPB wireless monitor app: $19.00 #wtf

    × link tweets :
    — 188, 8.05% of total tweets w/o retweets
    > [sat 21th apr 2012, 02:37] I'm at Googleplex - The Alley (Mountain View, CA) http://t.co/p7EcX7Ky

    × pic tweets :
    — 63, 2.70% of total tweets w/o retweets
    > [mon 3rd dec 2012, 02:40] Barney staring at the #sunset #cat #vision http://t.co/UC4jSfSJ

    × top domains :
    — 1. turntable.fm
    — 2. kck.st
    — 3. inudge.net
    — 4. zune.net
    — 5. flic.kr

    ~ amusement and emotions ~
    --------------------------

    × happy smiley tweets :
    — 207, 8.87% of total tweets w/o retweets
    > [mon 6th aug 2012, 04:21] Just had an awesome sunday. Photoshoot, biking, dinner, coffee, xbox, movie, computer. :)

    × sad smiley tweets :
    — 8, 0.34% of total tweets w/o retweets
    > [wed 17th mar 2010, 00:00] Now that I finally made my mind, can't find a good used summicron anywhere :(

    × naughty smiley tweets :
    — 34, 1.46% of total tweets w/o retweets
    > [mon 17th jan 2011, 00:59] @madwera la foto de perfil, le quite lo creepy :P

    × lol tweets :
    — 12, 0.51% of total tweets w/o retweets
    > [thu 4th aug 2011, 17:09] @ladyleet hey tracy! awesome! what brought you to the outskirts of mordor lol

    × hilarity tweets :
    — 20, 0.86% of total tweets w/o retweets
    > [thu 28th may 2009, 00:00] @SanAteo AAAHAHAH en castigo dios te mando el PAN

    × you usually express your amusement like this :
    — hahaha
    — hehehehe
    — Lol
    — hahahah
    — haha

    [ i know it sounds retarded, right ? no need to be ashamed of yourself. ]

    × average hilarity length : 4.7 characters.

    × average lol length : 3.0 characters.

    ~ awful bibliometrics ~
    -----------------------

    × not counted in :
    - retweeted content (simply retweeted, or retweeted after a comment you made.)
    - mentionned usernames
    - copy and pasted URLs
    i'm considering a book page contains 1650 char. on average and a book 280 pages.

    — total chars : 116659
    — total words : 24873
    — total pages : 70.0
    — books that could have been written : 0.2

    [ working much ? don't you have friends to talk to ? ]


    ~ top ranked and loved ones ~
    -----------------------------

    × why am i not surprised ?
    — 1. @rberrelleza
    — 2. @iPau_
    — 3. @jamolina
    — 4. @madwaro
    — 5. @madwera

    × stop repeating yourself :
    — 1. coffee
    — 2. xbox
    — 3. playing
    — 4. photo
    — 5. awesome

    × this is your twitter face :
    — 1. :)
    — 2. :D
    — 3. :P
    — 4. ;)
    — 5. :(

    × can't do without :
    — 1. #fb
    — 2. #fail
    — 3. #DoodleJump
    — 4. #win
    — 5. #WTF

    × devoted entertainers :
    — 1. @rberrelleza
    — 2. @lopsae
    — 3. @ladyleet
    — 4. @jamolina
    — 5. @foxteck

    × software spots :
    — 1. Not specified
    — 2. DestroyTwitter
    — 3. Twitter for iPhone
    — 4. Twitter for Mac
    — 5. Instagram