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  1. jazzsequence created this gist Dec 17, 2020.
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    <?php
    /**
    * Plugin Name: Stupid header ASCII art
    * Plugin URI: https://jazzsequence.com
    * Description: Displays a stupid ASCII art in the html header.
    * Version: 1.0
    * Author: Chris Reynolds
    * Author URI: https://github.com/jazzsequence
    * License: GPLv3
    */

    /**
    * Copyright (c) 2020 Chris Reynolds (email : [email protected])
    *
    * This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
    * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License, version 2 or, at
    * your discretion, any later version, as published by the Free
    * Software Foundation.
    *
    * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
    * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
    * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
    * GNU General Public License for more details.
    *
    * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
    * along with this program; if not, write to the Free Software
    * Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin St, Fifth Floor, Boston, MA 02110-1301 USA
    */

    namespace jazzsequence\ASCII;

    function init() {
    add_action( 'wp_head', __NAMESPACE__ . '\\output_ascii' );
    }

    function get_ascii() {
    $ascii_message = '<!--' . PHP_EOL;
    $ascii_message .= '
    __ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ __ __ ______ __ __ ______ ______
    /\ \ /\ __ \ /\___ \ /\___ \ /\ ___\ /\ ___\ /\ __ \ /\ \/\ \ /\ ___\ /\ "-.\ \ /\ ___\ /\ ___\
    _\_\ \\\\ \ __ \\\\/_/ /__\/_/ /__\ \___ \\\\ \ __\ \ \ \/\_\\\\ \ \_\ \\\\ \ __\ \ \ \-. \\\\ \ \____\ \ __\
    /\_____\\\\ \_\ \_\ /\_____\ /\_____\\\\/\_____\\\\ \_____\\\\ \___\_\\\\ \_____\\\\ \_____\\\\ \_\\\\"\_\\\\ \_____\\\\ \_____\
    \/_____/ \/_/\/_/ \/_____/ \/_____/ \/_____/ \/_____/ \/___/_/ \/_____/ \/_____/ \/_/ \/_/ \/_____/ \/_____/
    ;;
    ' . PHP_EOL;
    $ascii_message .= 'I make websites and things.' . "\n\n";

    $ascii_message .= 'jazzsequence.com is powered by the following technologies:' . "\n\n";

    $ascii_message .= ' * WordPress' . PHP_EOL;
    $ascii_message .= ' * Altis DXP' . PHP_EOL;
    $ascii_message .= ' * Composer' . PHP_EOL;
    $ascii_message .= ' * Litespeed' . PHP_EOL;
    $ascii_message .= ' * Digital Ocean' . PHP_EOL;
    $ascii_message .= ' * Deploy HQ' . "\n\n";

    $ascii_message .= '...if you can read this, you\'re looking too hard.' . PHP_EOL;
    $ascii_message .= '-->';

    return $ascii_message;
    }

    function output_ascii() {
    echo get_ascii();
    }

    // Do the stuff.
    add_action( 'plugins_loaded', __NAMESPACE__ . '\\init' );