Josh Jordan joshjordan

joshjordan / Procfile

Last active April 26, 2018 12:46

	golang: go run go-producer.go
	redis: redis-server
	ruby: sidekiq -r './ruby-consumer.rb'

joshjordan / donuts.ps1

Last active February 3, 2017 20:38

	$Rewards = "Donuts","Cookies","Steak","Bacon","Cupcakes","Truffles","Chocolates","Snacks","Breakfast","Lunch","Back rubs","Burgers","Pancakes","High fives","Coconuts","Cheesecake","Stamps"

	$sendDateTime = (Get-Date)
	$sendDateTime.AddSeconds(-1)
	while($true)
	{
	Write-Output ($sendDateTime -lt (Get-Date))
	if($sendDateTime -lt (Get-Date))
	{
	$ChosenReward = $Rewards \| Get-Random

joshjordan / socks-proxy.sh

Created August 18, 2016 04:35

Simple script to connect to a dynamic proxy via SSH and connect your local OS X wifi to it via SOCKS. Disconnects on CTRL+C

	#!/bin/bash

	# Set PROXY_HOST to the SSH proxy hostname (optionally, include a username)
	# Override PROXY_PORT if necessary

	sudo -s <<EOF
	trap clear_proxy INT

	function clear_proxy() {
	echo "Disconnecting proxy..."

joshjordan / to_csv.rb

Last active August 4, 2016 02:50

Snippet that saves an array of hashes to a CSV file easily

	require 'csv'

	class Array
	def to_csv(csv_filename, homogeneous_headers = false)
	return unless self.any?
	headers = if homogeneous_headers
	self.first.keys
	else
	self.inject([]) { \|memo, row\| memo \|= row.keys; memo }
	end

joshjordan / keybase.md

Created July 24, 2016 05:15

I hereby claim:

I am joshjordan on github.
I am joshjordan (https://keybase.io/joshjordan) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is 017B 4FEC 0D82 7646 A7BA F2B3 AD81 8BB5 E132 FB8A

To claim this, I am signing this object:

joshjordan / _zsh-config.sh

Last active February 8, 2024 03:23

Initialize a new machine with my preferred applications and configurations

	#!/bin/zsh

	git clone --recursive https://github.com/sorin-ionescu/prezto.git "${ZDOTDIR:-$HOME}/.zprezto"
	setopt EXTENDED_GLOB
	for rcfile in "${ZDOTDIR:-$HOME}"/.zprezto/runcoms/^README.md(.N); do
	ln -s "$rcfile" "${ZDOTDIR:-$HOME}/.${rcfile:t}"
	done

	git clone https://gist.github.com/033fd9f674a670da0460.git ~/zprezto_custom
	ln -s ~/zprezto_custom/prompt_joshjordan_setup ~/.zprezto/modules/prompt/functions/prompt_joshjordan_setup

joshjordan / prompt_joshjordan_setup

Last active January 16, 2016 22:47

Simple prezto prompt with working directory and git info on the left prompt, and current time on right prompt.

	#
	# My prezto prompt. Simplified version of (read: almost completely lifted from) steeef theme
	#

	function prompt_joshjordan_precmd {
	# Check for untracked files or updated submodules since vcs_info does not.
	if [[ -n $(git ls-files --other --exclude-standard 2> /dev/null) ]]; then
	branch_format="(${_prompt_joshjordan_colors[1]}%b%f%u%c${_prompt_joshjordan_colors[4]}●%f)"
	else
	branch_format="(${_prompt_joshjordan_colors[1]}%b%f%u%c)"

joshjordan / method-cache-test.rb

Last active December 25, 2015 10:49 — forked from gamache/method-cache-test.rb