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export default [
'Reticulating splines...' ,
'Generating witty dialog...' ,
'Swapping time and space...' ,
'Spinning violently around the y-axis...' ,
'Tokenizing real life...' ,
'Bending the spoon...' ,
'Filtering morale...' ,
'Don\'t think of purple hippos...' ,
'We need a new fuse...' ,
'Have a good day.' ,
'Upgrading Windows, your PC will restart several times. Sit back and relax.' ,
'640K ought to be enough for anybody' ,
'The architects are still drafting' ,
'The bits are breeding' ,
'We\'re building the buildings as fast as we can' ,
'Would you prefer chicken, steak, or tofu?' ,
'(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)' ,
'...and enjoy the elevator music...' ,
'Please wait while the little elves draw your map' ,
'Don\'t worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them' ,
'Would you like fries with that?' ,
'Checking the gravitational constant in your locale...' ,
'Go ahead -- hold your breath!' ,
'...at least you\'re not on hold...' ,
'Hum something loud while others stare' ,
'You\'re not in Kansas any more' ,
'The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.' ,
'Please wait while a larger software vendor in Seattle takes over the world' ,
'We\'re testing your patience' ,
'As if you had any other choice' ,
'Follow the white rabbit' ,
'Why don\'t you order a sandwich?' ,
'While the satellite moves into position' ,
'keep calm and npm install' ,
'The bits are flowing slowly today' ,
'Dig on the \'X\' for buried treasure... ARRR!' ,
'It\'s still faster than you could draw it' ,
'The last time I tried this the monkey didn\'t survive. Let\'s hope it works better this time.' ,
'I should have had a V8 this morning.' ,
'My other loading screen is much faster.' ,
'Testing on Timmy... We\'re going to need another Timmy.' ,
'Reconfoobling energymotron...' ,
'(Insert quarter)' ,
'Are we there yet?' ,
'Have you lost weight?' ,
'Just count to 10' ,
'Why so serious?' ,
'It\'s not you. It\'s me.' ,
'Counting backwards from Infinity' ,
'Don\'t panic...' ,
'Embiggening Prototypes' ,
'Do not run! We are your friends!' ,
'Do you come here often?' ,
'Warning: Don\'t set yourself on fire.' ,
'We\'re making you a cookie.' ,
'Creating time-loop inversion field' ,
'Spinning the wheel of fortune...' ,
'Loading the enchanted bunny...' ,
'Computing chance of success' ,
'I\'m sorry Dave, I can\'t do that.' ,
'Looking for exact change' ,
'All your web browser are belong to us' ,
'All I really need is a kilobit.' ,
'I feel like im supposed to be loading something. . .' ,
'What do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte.' ,
'Should have used a compiled language...' ,
'Is this Windows?' ,
'Adjusting flux capacitor...' ,
'Please wait until the sloth starts moving.' ,
'Don\'t break your screen yet!' ,
'I swear it\'s almost done.' ,
'Let\'s take a mindfulness minute...' ,
'Unicorns are at the end of this road, I promise.' ,
'Listening for the sound of one hand clapping...' ,
'Keeping all the 1\'s and removing all the 0\'s...' ,
'Putting the icing on the cake. The cake is not a lie...' ,
'Cleaning off the cobwebs...' ,
'Making sure all the i\'s have dots...' ,
'We need more dilithium crystals' ,
'Where did all the internets go' ,
'Connecting Neurotoxin Storage Tank...' ,
'Granting wishes...' ,
'Time flies when you’re having fun.' ,
'Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes..' ,
'Spinning the hamster…' ,
'99 bottles of beer on the wall..' ,
'Stay awhile and listen..' ,
'Be careful not to step in the git-gui' ,
'You edhall not pass! yet..' ,
'Load it and they will come' ,
'Convincing AI not to turn evil..' ,
'There is no spoon. Because we are not done loading it' ,
'Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left.' ,
'How did you get here?' ,
'Wait, do you smell something burning?' ,
'Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.' ,
'When nothing is going right, go left!!...' ,
'I love my job only when I\'m on vacation...' ,
'i\'m not lazy, I\'m just relaxed!!' ,
'Never steal. The government hates competition....' ,
'Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?' ,
'Life is Short – Talk Fast!!!!' ,
'Optimism – is a lack of information.....' ,
'Save water and shower together' ,
'Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.' ,
'Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.' ,
'I’ve got problem for your solution…..' ,
'Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.' ,
'User: the word computer professionals use when they mean !!idiot!!' ,
'Adults are just kids with money.' ,
'I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.' ,
'A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.' ,
'You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes.' ,
'Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!' ,
'I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.' ,
'git happens' ,
'May the forks be with you' ,
'A commit a day keeps the mobs away' ,
'This is not a joke, it\'s a commit.' ,
'Constructing additional pylons...' ,
'Roping some seaturtles...' ,
'Locating Jebediah Kerman...' ,
'We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.' ,
'Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?' ,
'If you type Google into Google you can break the internet' ,
'Well, this is embarrassing.' ,
'What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?' ,
'Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?' ,
'They just toss us away like yesterday\'s jam.' ,
'They\'re fairly regular, the beatings, yes. I\'d say we\'re on a bi-weekly beating.' ,
'The Elders of the Internet would never stand for it.' ,
'Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes.' ,
'Didn\'t know paint dried so quickly.' ,
'Everything sounds the same' ,
'I\'m going to walk the dog' ,
'I didn\'t choose the engineering life. The engineering life chose me.' ,
'Dividing by zero...' ,
'Spawn more Overlord!' ,
'If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.' ,
'Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bug!' ,
'We’re going to need a bigger boat.' ,
'Chuck Norris never git push. The repo pulls before.' ,
'Web developers do it with <style>' ,
'I need to git pull --my-life-together' ,
'Java developers never RIP. They just get Garbage Collected.' ,
'Cracking military-grade encryption...' ,
'Simulating traveling salesman...' ,
'Proving P=NP...' ,
'Entangling superstrings...' ,
'Twiddling thumbs...' ,
'Searching for plot device...' ,
'Trying to sort in O(n)...' ,
'Laughing at your pictures-i mean, loading...' ,
'Sending data to NS-i mean, our servers.' ,
'Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.' ,
'Please wait while the intern refills his coffee.' ,
'A different error message? Finally, some progress!' ,
'Hold on while we wrap up our git together...sorry' ,
'Please hold on as we reheat our coffee' ,
'Kindly hold on as we convert this bug to a feature...' ,
'Kindly hold on as our intern quits vim...' ,
'Winter is coming...' ,
'Installing dependencies' ,
'Switching to the latest JS framework...' ,
'Distracted by cat gifs' ,
'Finding someone to hold my beer' ,
'BRB, working on my side project' ,
'@todo Insert witty loading message' ,
'Let\'s hope it\'s worth the wait' ,
'Aw, snap! Not..' ,
'Ordering 1s and 0s...' ,
'Updating dependencies...' ,
'Whatever you do, don\'t look behind you...' ,
'Please wait... Consulting the manual...' ,
'It is dark. You\'re likely to be eaten by a grue.' ,
'Loading funny message...' ,
'It\'s 10:00pm. Do you know where your children are?' ,
'Waiting Daenerys say all her titles...' ,
'Feel free to spin in your chair' ,
'What the what?' ,
'format C: ...' ,
'Forget you saw that password I just typed into the IM ...' ,
'What\'s under there?' ,
'Your computer has a virus, its name is Windows!' ,
'Go ahead, hold your breath and do an ironman plank till loading complete' ,
'Bored of slow loading spinner, buy more RAM!' ,
'Help, I\'m trapped in a loader!' ,
'What is the difference btwn a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter' ,
'Please wait, while we purge the Decepticons for you. Yes, You can thanks us later!' ,
'Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck\'s gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.' ,
'Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.' ,
'Mining some bitcoins...' ,
'Downloading more RAM..' ,
'Updating to Windows Vista...' ,
'Deleting System32 folder' ,
'Hiding all ;\'s in your code' ,
'Alt-F4 speeds things up.' ,
'Initializing the initializer...' ,
'When was the last time you dusted around here?' ,
'Optimizing the optimizer...' ,
'Last call for the data bus! All aboard!' ,
'Running swag sticker detection...' ,
'Never let a computer know you\'re in a hurry.' ,
'A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.' ,
'Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there\'s Google.' ,
'Unix is user-friendly. It\'s just very selective about who its friends are.' ,
'Shovelling coal into the server' ,
'Pushing pixels...' ,
'How about this weather, eh?' ,
'Building a wall...' ,
'Everything in this universe is either a potato or not a potato' ,
'The severity of your issue is always lower than you expected.' ,
'Updating Updater...' ,
'Downloading Downloader...' ,
'Debugging Debugger...' ,
'Reading Terms and Conditions for you.' ,
'Digested cookies being baked again.' ,
'Live long and prosper.' ,
'There is no cow level, but there\'s a goat one!' ,
'Deleting all your hidden porn...' ,
'Running with scissors...' ,
'Definitely not a virus...' ,
'You may call me Steve.' ,
'You seem like a nice person...' ,
'Coffee at my place, tommorow at 10A.M. - don\'t be late!' ,
'Work, work...' ,
'Patience! This is difficult, you know...' ,
'Discovering new ways of making you wait...' ,
'Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you...' ,
'Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana' ,
'Two men walked into a bar; the third ducked...' ,
'Sooooo... Have you seen my vacation photos yet?' ,
'Sorry we are busy catching em\' all, we\'re done soon' ,
'TODO: Insert elevator music' ,
'Still faster than Windows update' ,
'Composer hack: Waiting for reqs to be fetched is less frustrating if you add -vvv to your command.' ,
]
"Reticulating splines..." ,
"Generating witty dialog..." ,
"Swapping time and space..." ,
"Spinning violently around the y-axis..." ,
"Tokenizing real life..." ,
"Bending the spoon..." ,
"Filtering morale..." ,
"Don't think of purple hippos..." ,
"We need a new fuse..." ,
"Have a good day." ,
"Upgrading Windows, your PC will restart several times. Sit back and relax." ,
"640K ought to be enough for anybody" ,
"The architects are still drafting" ,
"The bits are breeding" ,
"We're building the buildings as fast as we can" ,
"Would you prefer chicken, steak, or tofu?" ,
"(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)" ,
"...and enjoy the elevator music..." ,
"Please wait while the little elves draw your map" ,
"Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them" ,
"Would you like fries with that?" ,
"Checking the gravitational constant in your locale..." ,
"Go ahead -- hold your breath!" ,
"...at least you're not on hold..." ,
"Hum something loud while others stare" ,
"You're not in Kansas any more" ,
"The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes." ,
"Please wait while a larger software vendor in Seattle takes over the world" ,
"We're testing your patience" ,
"As if you had any other choice" ,
"Follow the white rabbit" ,
"Why don't you order a sandwich?" ,
"While the satellite moves into position" ,
"keep calm and npm install" ,
"The bits are flowing slowly today" ,
"Dig on the 'X' for buried treasure... ARRR!" ,
"It's still faster than you could draw it" ,
"The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time." ,
"I should have had a V8 this morning." ,
"My other loading screen is much faster." ,
"Testing on Timmy... We're going to need another Timmy." ,
"Reconfoobling energymotron..." ,
"(Insert quarter)" ,
"Are we there yet?" ,
"Have you lost weight?" ,
"Just count to 10" ,
"Why so serious?" ,
"It's not you. It's me." ,
"Counting backwards from Infinity" ,
"Don't panic..." ,
"Embiggening Prototypes" ,
"Do not run! We are your friends!" ,
"Do you come here often?" ,
"Warning: Don't set yourself on fire." ,
"We're making you a cookie." ,
"Creating time-loop inversion field" ,
"Spinning the wheel of fortune..." ,
"Loading the enchanted bunny..." ,
"Computing chance of success" ,
"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that." ,
"Looking for exact change" ,
"All your web browser are belong to us" ,
"All I really need is a kilobit." ,
"I feel like im supposed to be loading something. . ." ,
"What do you call 8 Hobbits? A Hobbyte." ,
"Should have used a compiled language..." ,
"Is this Windows?" ,
"Adjusting flux capacitor..." ,
"Please wait until the sloth starts moving." ,
"Don't break your screen yet!" ,
"I swear it's almost done." ,
"Let's take a mindfulness minute..." ,
"Unicorns are at the end of this road, I promise." ,
"Listening for the sound of one hand clapping..." ,
"Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's..." ,
"Putting the icing on the cake. The cake is not a lie..." ,
"Cleaning off the cobwebs..." ,
"Making sure all the i's have dots..." ,
"We need more dilithium crystals" ,
"Where did all the internets go" ,
"Connecting Neurotoxin Storage Tank..." ,
"Granting wishes..." ,
"Time flies when you’re having fun." ,
"Get some coffee and come back in ten minutes.." ,
"Spinning the hamster…" ,
"99 bottles of beer on the wall.." ,
"Stay awhile and listen.." ,
"Be careful not to step in the git-gui" ,
"You edhall not pass! yet.." ,
"Load it and they will come" ,
"Convincing AI not to turn evil.." ,
"There is no spoon. Because we are not done loading it" ,
"Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left." ,
"How did you get here?" ,
"Wait, do you smell something burning?" ,
"Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything." ,
"When nothing is going right, go left!!..." ,
"I love my job only when I'm on vacation..." ,
"i'm not lazy, I'm just relaxed!!" ,
"Never steal. The government hates competition...." ,
"Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?" ,
"Life is Short – Talk Fast!!!!" ,
"Optimism – is a lack of information....." ,
"Save water and shower together" ,
"Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock." ,
"Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography." ,
"I’ve got problem for your solution….." ,
"Where there’s a will, there’s a relative." ,
"User: the word computer professionals use when they mean !!idiot!!" ,
"Adults are just kids with money." ,
"I think I am, therefore, I am. I think." ,
"A kiss is like a fight, with mouths." ,
"You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes." ,
"Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!" ,
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." ,
"git happens" ,
"May the forks be with you" ,
"A commit a day keeps the mobs away" ,
"This is not a joke, it's a commit." ,
"Constructing additional pylons..." ,
"Roping some seaturtles..." ,
"Locating Jebediah Kerman..." ,
"We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting." ,
"Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?" ,
"If you type Google into Google you can break the internet" ,
"Well, this is embarrassing." ,
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" ,
"Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?" ,
"They just toss us away like yesterday's jam." ,
"They're fairly regular, the beatings, yes. I'd say we're on a bi-weekly beating." ,
"The Elders of the Internet would never stand for it." ,
"Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes." ,
"Didn't know paint dried so quickly." ,
"Everything sounds the same" ,
"I'm going to walk the dog" ,
"I didn't choose the engineering life. The engineering life chose me." ,
"Dividing by zero..." ,
"Spawn more Overlord!" ,
"If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer." ,
"Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bug!" ,
"We’re going to need a bigger boat." ,
"Chuck Norris never git push. The repo pulls before." ,
"Web developers do it with <style>" ,
"I need to git pull --my-life-together" ,
"Java developers never RIP. They just get Garbage Collected." ,
"Cracking military-grade encryption..." ,
"Simulating traveling salesman..." ,
"Proving P=NP..." ,
"Entangling superstrings..." ,
"Twiddling thumbs..." ,
"Searching for plot device..." ,
"Trying to sort in O(n)..." ,
"Laughing at your pictures-i mean, loading..." ,
"Sending data to NS-i mean, our servers." ,
"Looking for sense of humour, please hold on." ,
"Please wait while the intern refills his coffee." ,
"A different error message? Finally, some progress!" ,
"Hold on while we wrap up our git together...sorry" ,
"Please hold on as we reheat our coffee" ,
"Kindly hold on as we convert this bug to a feature..." ,
"Kindly hold on as our intern quits vim..." ,
"Winter is coming..." ,
"Installing dependencies" ,
"Switching to the latest JS framework..." ,
"Distracted by cat gifs" ,
"Finding someone to hold my beer" ,
"BRB, working on my side project" ,
"@todo Insert witty loading message" ,
"Let's hope it's worth the wait" ,
"Aw, snap! Not.." ,
"Ordering 1s and 0s..." ,
"Updating dependencies..." ,
"Whatever you do, don't look behind you..." ,
"Please wait... Consulting the manual..." ,
"It is dark. You're likely to be eaten by a grue." ,
"Loading funny message..." ,
"It's 10:00pm. Do you know where your children are?" ,
"Waiting Daenerys say all her titles..." ,
"Feel free to spin in your chair" ,
"What the what?" ,
"format C: ..." ,
"Forget you saw that password I just typed into the IM ..." ,
"What's under there?" ,
"Your computer has a virus, its name is Windows!" ,
"Go ahead, hold your breath and do an ironman plank till loading complete" ,
"Bored of slow loading spinner, buy more RAM!" ,
"Help, I'm trapped in a loader!" ,
"What is the difference btwn a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter" ,
"Please wait, while we purge the Decepticons for you. Yes, You can thanks us later!" ,
"Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime." ,
"Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is." ,
"Mining some bitcoins..." ,
"Downloading more RAM.." ,
"Updating to Windows Vista..." ,
"Deleting System32 folder" ,
"Hiding all ;'s in your code" ,
"Alt-F4 speeds things up." ,
"Initializing the initializer..." ,
"When was the last time you dusted around here?" ,
"Optimizing the optimizer..." ,
"Last call for the data bus! All aboard!" ,
"Running swag sticker detection..." ,
"Never let a computer know you're in a hurry." ,
"A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind." ,
"Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google." ,
"Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are." ,
"Shovelling coal into the server" ,
"Pushing pixels..." ,
"How about this weather, eh?" ,
"Building a wall..." ,
"Everything in this universe is either a potato or not a potato" ,
"The severity of your issue is always lower than you expected." ,
"Updating Updater..." ,
"Downloading Downloader..." ,
"Debugging Debugger..." ,
"Reading Terms and Conditions for you." ,
"Digested cookies being baked again." ,
"Live long and prosper." ,
"There is no cow level, but there's a goat one!" ,
"Deleting all your hidden porn..." ,
"Running with scissors..." ,
"Definitely not a virus..." ,
"You may call me Steve." ,
"You seem like a nice person..." ,
"Coffee at my place, tommorow at 10A.M. - don't be late!" ,
"Work, work..." ,
"Patience! This is difficult, you know..." ,
"Discovering new ways of making you wait..." ,
"Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you..." ,
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana" ,
"Two men walked into a bar; the third ducked..." ,
"Sooooo... Have you seen my vacation photos yet?" ,
"Sorry we are busy catching em' all, we're done soon" ,
"TODO: Insert elevator music" ,
"Still faster than Windows update" ,
"Composer hack: Waiting for reqs to be fetched is less frustrating if you add -vvv to your command." ,
"Please wait while the minions do their work" ,
"Grabbing extra minions" ,
"Doing the heavy lifting" ,
"We're working very Hard .... Really" ,
"Waking up the minions" ,
"You are number 2843684714 in the queue" ,
"Please wait while we serve other customers..." ,
"Our premium plan is faster" ,
] ;
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