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This file contains hidden or bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. Learn more about bidirectional Unicode charactersOriginal file line number Diff line number Diff line change @@ -10,6 +10,22 @@ Cluster 0 words: Cluster 0 tweets: Hi @Philips I've lost my shaver's charger please help me I can not survive without it #SOSBarbeadorDoGustavo Lost my good shaver so reverted back to the good old bics and half my skin on my leg is wrapped around the plug.. Ridic Lost the charger to my shaver. Looks like I'll have this dead animal on my face for longer than I thought. My electric shaver is out of battery and I lost the charger. Is this God's way of telling me I should do No Shave November this year? I've lost my shaver. I now have a bearded neck. No I'm not tryna grow my facial hair out, I just lost my shaver charger and it shows no signs of returning anytime soon #ShotBoyProbz 4kg lost in 10 days whilst I've been partying in Ibiza...along with my Raybans, an electric shaver and clothing.... Doh i should have put a stop to it when she came at me with a shaver but apparently i lost my voice bc of the internal screaming i lost my eyebrow shaver Diving into my first #lost rewatch. Forgot how fucking unsettling this show is. Cluster 1 words: shaver Years @@ -20,6 +36,20 @@ Cluster 1 words: Cluster 1 tweets: HAHAHAHAHHA THE SHAVER FELL ON MY FACE\ pic.twitter.com/mR0rr5R76p\"" WOO! My sweater shaver came in the mail! pic.twitter.com/UQzp2e7Mml Gordon Shaver is my boyfriend I put a magnet in my shaver I m a genius sliced my finger with my shaver woke up to my son yelling to the top of his lungs cryin playing with a dam shaver .. Pres Shaver talking -nice to see families at 45th anniversary celebration -1500 attendees @myTRU At my 1st TRU Senate meeting Jay Shaver heeft Golf Digest geretweet @bendyurie my first shaver cost £10. My current shaver cost £80. iPhone 6 Giveaway :) heeft Maggie Shaver geretweet Cluster 2 words: Forgot oh @@ -30,6 +60,23 @@ Cluster 2 words: Cluster 2 tweets: @mackadams14 oh my lawd pic.twitter.com/3MJlQZBjjt Forgot my shaver at Madison's fml oh my god. Of all the things that I bought today I forgot the two most impt: shaving cream and a shaver. Brilliant Just bcs I randomly searching on my foundation brush i forgot that i put a shaver there @benadida @shaver Oh my god. :'( Devonta Freeman oh my fantasy points So I forgot my shaver and shaving cream at home. Call down and ask if they have any travel packs I… https://instagram.com/p/8Qca4BFREi/ This would be the trip I forgot my charger for the electric shaver. Scruffy CK it is. Those 2 weeks at @CantonHatrider 's cabin when I forgot my electric shaver. pic.twitter.com/1RFgrpcGDD Forgot the charger for my shaver. Now I have to use shaving cream and a razor. Cluster 3 words: half way @@ -40,6 +87,20 @@ Cluster 3 words: Cluster 3 tweets: The annoyance of your electric shaver running out half way through doing my beard is real Shaving my beard and half way through the shaver runs out of charge...well this is awkward I hope my day is better than my shaver... half charged and half a shave. now im sitting here wit my bathrobe, half finished supposed to be looking for my shaver but here i am begging for a Daehyun pic Batteries run out on my shaver. Left the house with half a beard.splendid Electric shaver has just ran out halfway through my tash. I now have half a bum fluff lip So I'm having a shave, and my shaver decides to die half way leaving me with a goaty Just started shaving my stomach and the battery has gone on the shaver but the charger is no where to be seen half shaved stomach problems If I ever come to school half shaved, its because my shaver died midway and I didn't feel like charging it Odds I remember to shave the other half of my face in 30 mins when my shaver is charged? Slim to none Cluster 4 words: nan shaver @@ -50,6 +111,20 @@ Cluster 4 words: Cluster 4 tweets: Carri Bell, Michelle Mras, Pamela Shaver Durst, my daughter, Tabitha Lynn and I will be driving from Denver to... http://fb.me/3MVMofMIr Philips Norelco Shaver 9700 + #FaTHURSday Sweepstakes! http://bit.ly/1ROuYFn Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored http://wp.me/p6jE5L-zJ pic.twitter.com/tUyVsA6NX3 Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored http://wp.me/p6jE5L-zJ pic.twitter.com/Se5cZAlLAP Philips Norelco Shaver 9700 + #FaTHURSday Sweepstakes! http://bit.ly/1ROuYFn Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored http://wp.me/p6jE5L-zJ pic.twitter.com/G2HcHIMvS8 When I Get My Wings/Gypsy Boy by Billy Joe Shaver (CD, Apr-2013, Raven Records) http://united-kingdom-guide.info/dk/ge/?query=401012197880 … pic.twitter.com/utqcRkkWoN Zeny Ice Shaver Snow Cone Machine Review #sponsored http://wp.me/p6jE5L-zJ pic.twitter.com/9g3FMI1pR0 Was I to easy on my review http://amzn.to/1P464PZ | Braun Series 5 5090cc Electric Shaver With Cleaning Center 1 Count 10 things I've learned in my early twenties http://www.therealherblog.com/2015/10/10-things-ive-learned-in-my-early.html?spref=tw … pic.twitter.com/ldDbAcEOug Cluster 5 words: n't ca @@ -60,6 +135,23 @@ Cluster 5 words: Cluster 5 tweets: Told Darian I was gonna buy an electric shaver since I can't reach to shave anymore. This fool hits me with the 'just use my Clippers' @ymcofficial Alonso: Eric, somebody stole my shaver. Eric: I don't know, even I haven't shaved for weeks. Reeeeeeeeally hoping my electric shaver isn't bust. Can't afford to replace it and using manuals is mangling my face & I daren't go outside If you don't have an ugly contact picture in my phone we probably aren't friends Been looking for the charger to my shaver to take this beard off and can't find it anywhere !!! My shaver hasn't seen my face in about a week and now two younger acquaintances already calling me 'Sir'. This is not good. @SuperMacBrother I won't try it this time. Hand luggage only so I can't bring a shaver for my legs. can't wait to get my next ink ina week @jennineak i grew a beard this year purely because i couldn't find the charger for my shaver. Never again. pic.twitter.com/6IapSG6FQI Boys, no more excuses I don't wanna cut my balls.\ Laser shaver SKARP pic.twitter.com/6C5x9teHzl\"" Cluster 6 words: shaved shaver @@ -70,6 +162,22 @@ Cluster 6 words: Cluster 6 tweets: @katherine5278 I was holding a shaver thing, and I like went to scratch my eyebrow and it brushed up against my eyebrows and shaved them i got halfway through shaving and my shaver died and i cba now so i'll have to do it in the morning but I know I'll forget I shaved my legs with one of those battery face shaver things for like your moustace I'm that lazy my shaver decided to die in the middle of my shaving rip me I let my daughter shave my face. When should kids start shaving: the Philips Shaver Series 9000 http://puzzlingposts.com/reviews/when-should-kids-start-shaving-the-philips-shaver-series-9000 … #Philips Never leave me home alone with an electric hair shaver... That's how my head gets shaved... Oops. Having to announce to my flat mates I'm shaving my legs because I have a noisy shaver that @emmaroyle97 believes sounds like a vibrator You Naturally Beautiful: Men...Smooth Shaving with Deep Pore Cleanser! Men- My shaver died. I was h http://pinterest.com/pin/129197083037707231/ …\",You Naturally Beautiful: Men...Smooth Shaving with Deep Pore Cleanser! Men- My shaver died. I was h [URL]" was about to shave my head today but the shaver died and that's a higher power telling me not to do that I'm determined to get rid of all my bad luck before @RunYorkshire. Guess which clowns shaver broke mid shave? pic.twitter.com/FaBZHAjHaB Cluster 7 words: like looking @@ -80,6 +188,20 @@ Cluster 7 words: Cluster 7 tweets: I fee like someone stuffed my sinuses full of cotton while I was sleeping, and is now somewhere giggling while I attempt to clear them Tuck my napkin in my shirt cuz I'm just mobbin like that My shaver has broke. Brilliant. 4 days from now I will be looking like Chewbacca My shaver has ran out of battery and I look like some Bollywood villain I decided I didn't want my feet to look like this so I bought this callus remover http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R346FDHV1XH84I … No power surges, so my electric shaver must just really like #radiohead #electricsresurrection Also the guy doing my feet had to bring out this like shaver to shave the calluses off my feet because they are so bad. #dancerfeet Shaving my head and the shaver has run out of charge. I look like I have racing stripes now! #builtforspeed Cannot find the charger to my electric shaver. It looks like I will be getting an early start on No Shave November. \\"" Bag search at Gatwick... apparently my bag looked like it had an 'extreme threat' in it...It was my shaver, rather than suspected taser!! Cluster 8 words: Just shaver @@ -90,6 +212,20 @@ Cluster 8 words: Cluster 8 tweets: Just found a brown hair on my sweater. Have I never washed this sweater? Just showed my dad a picture of @NiykeeHeaton and now we're both drooling. I probably just changed his life #datsbae #NBK Was just looking for my medicine & that next thing I know, my ring finger is already bleeding... because of a shaver. Just graduated from a razor and Mom's support to an Electric Shaver and on my own The noise on the shaver scared... http://fb.me/2efmPHPdQ I JUST PUT TOOTHPASTE ON MY SHAVER AND I DIDN'T REALIZE IT'S A SHAVER UNTIL IT WAS IN FRONT OF MY MOUTH AAARGH: i have a breakfast meeting and my shaver just broke. I've just took a chunk out of my ankle with a shaver and it won't stop bleeding.... I may be dying Just trying to make my next move my best move. just tried to get out of the car with my set belt on I just trimmed my own hair using the electric shaver. Cluster 9 words: Love shaver @@ -100,6 +236,20 @@ Cluster 9 words: Cluster 9 tweets: Love Panasonic : Panasonic Mens 3-Blade Wet/Dry Electric Shaver and Trimmer : Ordered this for my hubby and he loves it. He had a Panasonic Mehh, my love is gonna be up in shaver all day with his buddies. I should've took the invite but i got Luna. It's all good #NoNoHairRemoval advert, totally irritated. Quote of girl I love my #NoNo\ who loves a shaver? What next I love my toilet roll holder\"" @emily_shaver I love him w my whole heart Happy Birthday to my best friend since middle school you've been by my side through everything I love you gf pic.twitter.com/c7TMkjLVNn I love using an electric shaver. it's like operating a combine on my own personal hair farm. I love my Astros I love Mackenzie Boone & Calli Shaver with all my heart ♡♡♡♡♡ My son soooo silly I just love his smile Ethan James Shaver I just love accidentally cutting myself with my eyebrow shaver @kaye_kassidy Cluster 10 words: time shaver @@ -110,6 +260,20 @@ Cluster 10 words: Cluster 10 tweets: Well its that time where my legs go into hibernation! They might see a shaver at Christmas & New Years Eve but other then that Spring it is Finally picked up my camera for the first time in a couple months to do a project for my stepmom. Feels good! pic.twitter.com/O70kbTXxxr Seriously having trouble getting over my first chapter woes (first vlog woes?) this time. It's a good thing my cats don't know what I'm saying because I threaten to fight them at least 14 times a day The first time I discovered a shaver, I tried to shave my legs and it started bleeding I was 4 My first time Co-Hosting with James Shaver. Listen in and let us know what you think. http://fb.me/3Zty7EXP2 Trimmed my beard for the first time in a month and it was so bad my shaver sounded like it was switching gears @allhailambah hahahaha omg no wonder every time I would shower I'm like who's is that? I wonder if my mom bought a new shaver w her coupons my phone always has some type of touch issue all the time , it pisses me off Seriously though, this happens to me like 4 or 5 times a month. Should I bring this up with my doc? #Insomnia (#help) Cluster 11 words: dad shaver @@ -120,6 +284,23 @@ Cluster 11 words: Cluster 11 tweets: Using my dads shaver on my legs was an amazing decision There's a squirrel in our attic so my dad just went up there with a pair of binoculars & said he was going hunting & he'll be back tonight My dad just told me it was nice to have me home, but he is ready for me to go back now. Oh ok dad the feeling is mutual Counting down the days till my dad sends my shaver to Groningen so i can remove my increasingly ginger beard @Flipkart #BigBillionDays Just bought Philips shaver for my Dad !at great savings pic.twitter.com/9oXTWjU1Zc I was doing air guitar, mom was air drumming and dad was using his shaver as a microphone my god I get home and my dad says don't let Clyde outside he's grounded for staying out all night last night\ uhh dad Clyde is a cat........\"" Lol why has my dad put his shaver in the dishwasher pic.twitter.com/OyWIYrMCio Whenever my dad yells at me I just remember how i use his face shaver to shave my nuts Jokes on u My step dad keeps using my fucking detail shaver. Joke's on him though, I use that one to shave my dick! Cluster 12 words: Got shaver @@ -130,6 +311,22 @@ Cluster 12 words: Cluster 12 tweets: Got my first shaving cut today. My new electrical shaver got stuck in my scar on my chin. RIP chin. ,_, Just got my winter woolies out & have been happily shaving bobbles with this gadget http://ow.ly/Tyd5Z pic.twitter.com/TSlNkGjxME Just got my winter woolies out & have been happily shaving bobbles with this gadget http://ow.ly/Tyd2Z pic.twitter.com/23HeBEFkyq I got out my electric hair shaver and set it up buzzing in my hand. I stared at it for a bit wondering why I did this. Was I going to shave? Finally got a truffle shaver to slice my garlic a la @rachaelray and OH. EM. GEE!!! #WhyDidIWaitSoLong #GarlicpaloozaInMyKitchen @mozkev falsetto. got a caution from my co-worker. I have gotten though a significant portion of my 30 Rock rewatch. So I've got that going for me...which is nice... my parents got me an electric shaver as an early bday gift @DrMcFunkyPants okay, just got to get my shaver and then ill mail it to you (y) finally got arroudn to fixing my good shaver and my face is SO FUCKING SMOOTH I AM SO HAPPY. Cluster 13 words: 's shaver @@ -140,6 +337,20 @@ Cluster 13 words: Cluster 13 tweets: Re-Watching the Season 2 finale of Rick and Morty. The hole this show's hiatus left in my life is fucking gaping Today's Friday, got my refund check and I see Donovan, wow today's a great day! @emily_shaver omg my life. That's the excitement of my day, every day My dog probably thinks he's so irrelevant but little does he know he's my password for everything Finally found my electric shaver. It's been mia for 2 weeks. Also there are no safe chairs to sit in at my parents house. Wrigley always thinks he's a lap dog. Uhh excuse me sir you're a horse @ThePatriot143 Opposed to the GOP clown car. LOL! We get it. Bernie's an older man. He's got my vote! #FeelTheBern It's a Tuesday @ 1 in the afternoon, & my neighbors are throwing a rager.... What a lyf yall live @shaver that's basically my son's dream supper. My business communications professor reminds me so much of Shaver it's creepy Cluster 14 words: nan shaver @@ -150,6 +361,27 @@ Cluster 14 words: Cluster 14 tweets: My shaver almost fell in the toilet. Which would’ve made it hard (but not impossible!) to complete my @bmndr goal. https://www.beeminder.com/mrneil/goals/shave … Getting my hair cut (@ Shaver's Stylists in Sheboygan, WI) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/3RxEN0FoCfW A little step by step action on deancurrie tonight using my @andiscompany masters and foil shaver.… https://instagram.com/p/83cMh5sqv1/ Get the look! My favorite necklace from versona and overlay from @hm. Link in bio #ootd… https://instagram.com/p/81Y53WAIUx/ Skin fade with @andiscompany foil shaver, gym outliner, and my wahlpro seniors! #barber #skinfade… https://instagram.com/p/8yaM8wiBUo/ Home is where my dawgs are https://instagram.com/p/8tOeawnJYt/ WM: Oooh, I women's shaver, cool. Me: Why is that cool? WM: Have your seen how hairy my legs are? I… https://instagram.com/p/8s4FXereQJ/ Feels good to have my shortie of a mom in Madison @ Madison, Wisconsin https://instagram.com/p/8rOuiJC6l9/ See my review of Electric Callus Remover and Shaver #callusremover https://www.facebook.com/GypsyMommas/posts/514968045325747 … War wounds from my broken foil shaver this morning! Feel like I've been attacked by a lion https://instagram.com/p/8qx9G7hkZa/ Cluster 15 words: wanting shaver @@ -160,6 +392,20 @@ Cluster 15 words: Cluster 15 tweets: The struggle of not wanting to move from my bed, but at the same time wanting a sundae... Haha, Panasonic wants to charge me more to fix my 16-month-old shaver than it costs to buy the same model brand new. Bye-bye, @PanasonicUSA. I wanted to shave this morning and my shaver's head broke off and the whole thing just fell apart so clearly it wasn't meant to happen Damn my electric shaver is dull and the new one I want is 180 All I want for my birthday is a big @Royals win #TakeTheCrown I really just want a Crunchy's burger for my birthday. I love my country, but we CANNOT get away with committing war crimes. We want an independent investigation! pic.twitter.com/hfhC5mZZgJ Whenever I watch Japanese films I want to poke my hand thru the screen with a shaver and buzz off all their hair! Grrr I just want to drink hot chocolate and snuggle with a million blankets for the rest of my life Never want to leave my bed Cluster 16 words: shaver 'm @@ -170,6 +416,20 @@ Cluster 16 words: Cluster 16 tweets: body Whether I know where my lip balm is has always been a pretty solid evaluation of my mental state. I HAVE THEM ALL. TAKE THAT MENTAL ILLNESS Enrique englasias saved my #life considering sticking my hand into the ice shaver blades so i can have a day off @mikeymitts @chelsmont4 @Dilloncarr25 u guys r my favssss I guess you can tell my brother knows I'm a bad shaver. Oops pic.twitter.com/TjmpKtm2cT if @27Sattler or @Lane_Shaver takes another screenshot of my snapchats I'm killing them i broke my shaver this sucks Accidentally used the wrong grade on my shaver, sad scenes Typical... Start to trim my beard shaver dies on me Cluster 17 words: New shaver @@ -180,6 +440,20 @@ Cluster 17 words: Cluster 17 tweets: Bought new blades for my electric shaver. I'm ready to get some now. $200 shaver, barely used, quit! Support says buy new handle. Now 3rd Sonicare broke. @PhilipsCare may be off my list pic.twitter.com/9tafn4WJUZ G-eazy's new album comes out 1 day before my birthday......and I aM HYPE Super pumped about getting my new phone tomorrow, but I've put so much into my game of Adventure Capitalist. @gildotcom NEW RULE: I'm buying Gil an electric shaver for home, office, bike, bus, and my own home Powerful by major lazer and ft. Ellie Goulding.... Wow. My new fav song. Scream Queens is my new fave These new electric shaver is brilliant. My face feels like a baby's bottom! I bought new coconut oil lotion and shaver and I swear my legs feel like silk I feel a little not sure about my new electric shaver. pic.twitter.com/JB0IVM6nyP Cluster 18 words: Lake shaver @@ -190,10 +464,41 @@ Cluster 18 words: Cluster 18 tweets: really missin summer and my 2nd home @ Shaver Lake, California https://instagram.com/p/9DCUgvyzaY/ Photo: nuhstalgicsoul: emeryhowellphotography: Shaver Lake in NORCAL My second home http://tmblr.co/ZK_otk1w5ICSN New Instagram profile Pic. It's from my AP Environmental science class field trip to Shaver Lake last… https://instagram.com/p/8fGpKCOyES/ Had a great time at Shaver Lake with my amazing teammates so sad that it was such a short trip… https://instagram.com/p/8cWoJInx8R/ Currently on my way to Shaver Lake Photo: effervescentspirits: nuhstalgicsoul: sharpshoota: Shaver Lake, CA. One of my favorite places ❁ ☮ ❁ http://tmblr.co/ZhDqCy1vE78W- I start my Monday with a field trip to shaver lake Look at my view the other day at Shaver @ Shaver Lake https://instagram.com/p/76weC6Kw86/ Shaver lake also gained my qalo ring I bought at the games.. Shaver lake just gained my $200 raybans #heartbroken Cluster 19 words: need shaver shaved legs hair New Cluster 19 tweets: I need that @Pacinos gold shaver in my life #Struggles Even the fastest & most furious need #socialselling help sometimes! http://ow.ly/TgZUI I got followed by an electric shaver. I'll be in the bathroom interrogating my beard trimmer if anyone needs me. I need a shaver than hunts down the armpit hairs that my regular shavers always miss. @sugarxkitties my shaver needs time to charge ok I need my very own personal ball shaver. I caught myself in the middle of putting toothpaste on my shaver (I need sleep) @suziestonec @Ianc_shout @StevenShepherd2 @AndySkelding @antonyscott13 @WA_Accountants need a good shaver....ohhh straight in my barsket I cut my thumb opening my shaver thingy and I just realized how important u need 2 thumbs to do things @Chettah_ hey I need my sweater shaver. Start looking for it now! -
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This file contains hidden or bidirectional Unicode text that may be interpreted or compiled differently than what appears below. To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. Learn more about bidirectional Unicode charactersOriginal file line number Diff line number Diff line change @@ -0,0 +1,199 @@ Top terms per cluster: Cluster 0 words: lost shaver charger 've beard Electric Cluster 1 words: shaver Years does eyebrow face favorite Cluster 2 words: Forgot oh shaver shaved bring beard Cluster 3 words: half way shaved shaver dies battery Cluster 4 words: nan shaver Review check ice FREE Cluster 5 words: n't ca shaver did does wait Cluster 6 words: shaved shaver legs Electric Using dies Cluster 7 words: like looking shaver Feels Electric 's Cluster 8 words: Just shaver Using Electric shaved cut Cluster 9 words: Love shaver nan New 's Happy Cluster 10 words: time shaver Using shaved 's Electric Cluster 11 words: dad shaver 's Using Electric Just Cluster 12 words: Got shaver face Electric shaved Just Cluster 13 words: 's shaver 'm day Using nan Cluster 14 words: nan shaver New thanks little Billy Cluster 15 words: wanting shaver n't shaved Just hair Cluster 16 words: shaver 'm Electric Using life cut Cluster 17 words: New shaver nan Electric buy Got Cluster 18 words: Lake shaver nan nan way day Cluster 19 words: need shaver shaved legs hair New