Ross Tuck rosstuck

“How We Talk About Tech” - Show Notes

I don’t think the slides are very useful on their own but you can find them here: http://rosstuck.com/dpc2016/#/.

(I was unable to create a decent PDF export, hence the self hosting).

The talk was recorded but I don’t know when it will be released.

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I am rosstuck on github.
I am rosstuck (https://keybase.io/rosstuck) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is A689 BB42 7A18 84FE 410B C170 2D05 8561 B39E D426

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	<?php

	/**
	* This is the clock interface. It's really simple, you write it once, use it anywhere.
	* Cool extra things you can do:
	* - have it return custom value objects
	* - separate method for currentDate() without time part
	*/
	interface Clock
	{

	Feature: Cookie Jar

	Scenario: The last cookie put in the jar is the first eaten
	Given I put a raisin cookie in the jar
	And I put a chocolate cookie in the jar
	When I eat a cookie
	Then I should have eaten a chocolate cookie

	Scenario: I eat multiple cookies
	Given I put a raisin cookie in the jar

	<?php
	namespace Derp;

	abstract class Enum
	{
	protected $value;

	protected static $possibleValues;

	protected static function getPossibleValues()

	<?php
	use \Symfony\Component\Form\FormInterface;
	use \Symfony\Component\HttpFoundation\Request;


	class FormSet
	{
	/**
	* @var SplObjectStorage\|FormInterface[]
	*/

	<?php

	trait EventGenerator
	{
	protected $pendingEvents = array();

	protected function raise($event)
	{
	$this->pendingEvents[] = $event;
	}

	use Metadata\MetadataFactory;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\DeserializationHandlerInterface;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\SerializationHandlerInterface;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\VisitorInterface;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\XmlDeserializationVisitor;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Construction\UnserializeObjectConstructor;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\JsonDeserializationVisitor;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\ObjectBasedCustomHandler;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\DateTimeHandler;
	use JMS\SerializerBundle\Serializer\Handler\DoctrineProxyHandler;

	var redis = require("redis");
	var client = redis.createClient();

	client.on("message", function (channel, message) {
	console.log(channel + ": " + message);
	});
	client.subscribe("broadcast");