Stephen Ball sdball

I hereby claim:

I am sdball on github.
I am sdball (https://keybase.io/sdball) on keybase.
I have a public key whose fingerprint is D718 9FCA 7760 1079 3990 C5AE 9337 38E4 021E 0115

To claim this, I am signing this object:

	class Nilbog
	class_eval do
	Object.methods.each do \|method\|
	class_eval("def #{method}; #{nil}; end")
	end
	end

	def method_missing(_)
	nil
	end

	check_letter() {
	echo "$1: `type $1 >/dev/null && type $1 \| sed -e \"s/^$1: //\" \| tr '\n' ' '`";
	}

	letters() {
	for letter in {a..z}; do
	check_letter $letter
	check_letter `echo $letter \| tr a-z A-Z`
	done
	}

	'use strict';

	// none of this is good

	class Greet {
	required(arg) {
	throw new Error(`${arg} is required`);
	}

	requireArgs(given, required) {

	def ssl_config do
	ssl_config(client_cert, client_cert_key)
	end

	def ssl_config(_client_cert=nil, _client_cert_key=nil) do
	[]
	end

	def ssl_config(client_cert, client_cert_key) do
	[

	is_binary <<255::size(8)>> # => true
	is_bitstring <<255::size(8)>> # => true
	is_binary <<255::size(4)>> # => false
	is_bitstring <<255::size(4)>> # => true

	# So a binary is a bitstring but a bitstring isn't necessarily a binary.
	# We can see that effect in pattern matching as well:

	<<255::size(4)>> # => <<15::size(4)>>
	<<x>> = <<255::size(4)>> # => MatchError!

	require "kafka"
	require "logger"
	require "optparse"

	script_name = File.basename($0, File.extname($0))
	default_logfile = "logs/#{script_name}.log"
	default_offset = "latest"

	options = {}
	OptionParser.new do \|opts\|