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Shakespeare Insult Generator
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| #!/usr/bin/env python | |
| import random | |
| fh = open('shakespeare.txt') | |
| word1 = [] | |
| word2 = [] | |
| word3 = [] | |
| for line in fh: | |
| line = line.rstrip('\r\n') | |
| a = line.split() | |
| word1.append(a[0]) | |
| word2.append(a[1]) | |
| word3.append(a[2]) | |
| fh.close() | |
| rand1 = random.randrange(0, len(word1)) | |
| rand2 = random.randrange(0, len(word2)) | |
| rand3 = random.randrange(0, len(word3)) | |
| print "Thou %s %s %s" % (word1[rand1],word2[rand2],word3[rand3]) |
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| artless base-court apple-john | |
| bawdy bat-fowling baggage | |
| beslubbering beef-witted barnacle | |
| bootless beetle-headed bladder | |
| churlish boil-brained boar-pig | |
| cockered clapper-clawed bugbear | |
| clouted clay-brained bum-bailey | |
| craven common-kissing canker-blossom | |
| currish crook-pated clack-dish | |
| dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole | |
| dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb | |
| droning doghearted codpiece | |
| errant dread-bolted death-token | |
| fawning earth-vexing dewberry | |
| fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon | |
| froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench | |
| frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill | |
| gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker | |
| goatish fly-bitten fustilarian | |
| gorbellied folly-fallen giglet | |
| impertinent fool-born gudgeon | |
| infectious full-gorged haggard | |
| jarring guts-griping harpy | |
| loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig | |
| lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast | |
| mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger | |
| mangled hell-hated joithead | |
| mewling idle-headed lewdster | |
| paunchy ill-breeding lout | |
| pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie | |
| puking knotty-pated malt-worm | |
| puny milk-livered mammet | |
| qualling motley-minded measle | |
| rank onion-eyed minnow | |
| reeky plume-plucked miscreant | |
| roguish pottle-deep moldwarp | |
| ruttish pox-marked mumble-news | |
| saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook | |
| spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg | |
| spongy rude-growing pignut | |
| surly rump-fed puttock | |
| tottering shard-borne pumpion | |
| unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane | |
| vain spur-galled scut | |
| venomed swag-bellied skainsmate | |
| villainous tardy-gaited strumpet | |
| warped tickle-brained varlot | |
| wayward toad-spotted vassal | |
| weedy unchin-snouted whey-face | |
| yeasty weather-bitten wagtail |
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