floatingstatic · April 21, 2016 17:48 · Apr 21, 2016
diff --git a/shakespeare-insults.py b/shakespeare-insults.py
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+#!/usr/bin/env python
+import random
+fh = open('shakespeare.txt')
+word1 = []
+word2 = []
+word3 = []
+for line in fh:
+        line = line.rstrip('\r\n')
+        a = line.split()
+        word1.append(a[0])
+        word2.append(a[1])
+        word3.append(a[2])
+fh.close()
+rand1 = random.randrange(0, len(word1))
+rand2 = random.randrange(0, len(word2))
+rand3 = random.randrange(0, len(word3))
+print "Thou %s %s %s" % (word1[rand1],word2[rand2],word3[rand3])
diff --git a/shakespeare.txt b/shakespeare.txt
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+artless             base-court          apple-john
+bawdy               bat-fowling         baggage
+beslubbering        beef-witted         barnacle
+bootless            beetle-headed       bladder
+churlish            boil-brained        boar-pig
+cockered            clapper-clawed      bugbear
+clouted             clay-brained        bum-bailey
+craven              common-kissing      canker-blossom
+currish             crook-pated         clack-dish
+dankish             dismal-dreaming     clotpole
+dissembling         dizzy-eyed          coxcomb
+droning             doghearted          codpiece
+errant              dread-bolted        death-token
+fawning             earth-vexing        dewberry
+fobbing             elf-skinned         flap-dragon
+froward             fat-kidneyed        flax-wench
+frothy              fen-sucked          flirt-gill
+gleeking            flap-mouthed        foot-licker
+goatish             fly-bitten          fustilarian
+gorbellied          folly-fallen        giglet
+impertinent         fool-born           gudgeon
+infectious          full-gorged         haggard
+jarring             guts-griping        harpy
+loggerheaded        half-faced          hedge-pig
+lumpish             hasty-witted        horn-beast
+mammering           hedge-born          hugger-mugger
+mangled             hell-hated          joithead
+mewling             idle-headed         lewdster
+paunchy             ill-breeding        lout
+pribbling           ill-nurtured        maggot-pie
+puking              knotty-pated        malt-worm
+puny                milk-livered        mammet
+qualling            motley-minded       measle
+rank                onion-eyed          minnow
+reeky               plume-plucked       miscreant
+roguish             pottle-deep         moldwarp
+ruttish             pox-marked          mumble-news
+saucy               reeling-ripe        nut-hook
+spleeny             rough-hewn          pigeon-egg
+spongy              rude-growing        pignut
+surly               rump-fed            puttock
+tottering           shard-borne         pumpion
+unmuzzled           sheep-biting        ratsbane
+vain                spur-galled         scut
+venomed             swag-bellied        skainsmate
+villainous          tardy-gaited        strumpet
+warped              tickle-brained      varlot
+wayward             toad-spotted        vassal
+weedy               unchin-snouted      whey-face
+yeasty              weather-bitten      wagtail