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WEBVTT
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The universe has a beginning, but no end.
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Infinite.
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The stars, too, have a beginning,
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but their own power leads to their destruction.
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Finite.
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History dictates that it is
the wise who are most foolish.
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One could call this a final warning from God,
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to those who can still resist.
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Okarin!
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Let's go.
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Prologue to the
Beginning and End
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I'm initiating my infiltration of the building.
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El Psy Congroo.
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There aren't many people here.
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As I suspected, the Organization
may be interfering...
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What's going to happen here?
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You came here, without even knowing?
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Professor Nakabachi's Time Machine
Invention Press Conference
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A time machine...
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Amazing!
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Professor Nakabachi has surpassed
the rest of us scientists,
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and is ready to announce the
invention of the century.
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I'm going to pay careful attention
to what he has to say.
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An earthquake?
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No, from above?
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What's this?
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You called me here for this?
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There aren't many left of this series,
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and Mayushii's out of hundred-yen coins!
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Don't be a spoiled little girl, Mayuri.
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Even if I've known you since we were kids,
I'm not lending you money.
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I'll teach you how harsh life can be...
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What's this?
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It's not painted?
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M-Metal...
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It's a metal...
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A metal Upa!
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Is it rare?
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Really!
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Then you can have it.
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Are you sure, Okarin?
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It's Hououin Kyouma.
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Thanks, Okarin.
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I said it's Hououin Kyouma.
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Professor Nakabachi's press conference
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will now begin in the 8th Floor Hall.
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In the handouts, you can read about
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the time machine's basic design.
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I will use this conference as an opportunity
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to discuss the fundamental theory behind it.
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Scientists all over the world...
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I think I dropped my metal Upa,
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Received Mail
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Time: 2010/07/28
Sender: Mayuri
Subject: My Upa...
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so I'm going to look for it.
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Currently, there are over ten major theories
of possible time travel methods,
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Basic design of the time machine...
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and it's been examined from nearly
every possible angle.
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Doctor!
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What is it?
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You know exactly what!
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What is this "time machine theory" of yours?
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Kerr black holes?
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World lines?
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You stole all this from John Titor!
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Titor called himself a time traveler,
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posting this theory on
the internet back in 2000.
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Don't try claiming you didn't know!
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How rude!
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Of course I know about him!
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Don't compare my theory to that fraud's!
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Then why don't you explain
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the difference between your theories?
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Hey, you...
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Titor, huh?
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Come to think of it, there was
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similar stuff in the John Titor books...
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Who are you?
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That's what I'd like to know.
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What?
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Back there, you were going
to tell me something,
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weren't you?
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Back there?
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About fifteen minutes ago.
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I don't have the slightest idea...
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Makise... Kurisu?
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You had a paper in
Science Magazine a while ago.
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I'm surprised you know that.
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Are you a university scientist?
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You!
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Are you an agent from the Organization?
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Organization?
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What?
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I just wanted to ask you...
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There's no need for me to answer you!
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It's me.
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I've been caught by an Organization agent.
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Yes.
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Makise Kurisu.
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Who are you talking to?
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Yeah, no problem.
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I'll get out of this somehow...
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Huh? It's turned off.
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I'll tell you a secret.
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That's a special cell phone,
for secret missions.
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If anyone but me touches it, it turns off.
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I see.
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You were talking to yourself.
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I'll make this brief.
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What were you going to tell me?
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About fifteen minutes ago.
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You were trying to tell me something, right?
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It seemed like it was really important...
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I've seen through your tricks.
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Girl-genius, when next we meet,
we will be enemies.
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Farewell.
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Wait!
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What was she talking about?
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She met me?
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Date: 2010/07/28 12:26
Sender: [email protected]
Subject: (No Subject)
Attachment: IMV001
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Received Mail
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Okarin!
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Mayuri!
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What were you doing?
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I messaged you, right?
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I can't find my metal Upa.
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I even put my name on it...
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You dropped it?
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I think so.
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Give up.
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On auction sites, a metal Upa
goes for 10,000 yen!
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10,000 yen...
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Find it!
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My lab is almost entirely out of money!
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Even if I find it, I won't sell it.
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With 10,000 yen, we could get the parts
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for a new future gadget...
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I said I'm not selling it.
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What was that?
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Run outside!
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Hey...
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Is someone there?
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Makise Kurisu...
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What?
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Someone's been stabbed...
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Okarin!
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What's wrong?
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You're pale.
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I saw a dead body...
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On the 8th floor!
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To: Daru
Subject: Trouble
Looks like someone
stabbed Makise Kurisu.
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Send?
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Wh-What?
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What's going on?
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Here you go, Okarin!
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What is this?
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What's what?
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The people...
Why did all the people disappear?
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They disappeared?
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They all disappeared!
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All the people here! Right in front of us!
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I don't know...
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You have to know!
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You saw it, didn't you?
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Right?
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I didn't.
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What are you talking about...
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Hey, you there!
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Can you see us?
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Why don't you answer?
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You, on the other side of the monitor,
with the dumb expression!
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Never mind.
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This is the Future Gadget Lab.
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I'll introduce our staff.
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First is Lab Member 001,
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founder of the lab and Insane Mad Scientist...
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Myself, Hououin Kyouma!
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Okarin is cuter.
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Silence!
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Okabe Rintarou is the name I use
to deceive the public.
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And Lab Member 002,
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the lab's lone female member,
whose hobby is making cosplay outfits,
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Shiina Mayuri!
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It's me, Mayushii.
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And Lab Member 003,
Super Haker Hashida Itaru!
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It's "Hacker," not "Haker." Hurr.
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We three.
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Isn't it time to give up?
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Don't too expect too much out of software
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you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale.
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Listen well.
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To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street,
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Future Gadget Lab
CRT TV
Workshop
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and turn left on Kuramaebashi Street
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at the Suehirochou intersection.
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We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley
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before the traffic light.
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The goal of the Future Gadget Lab
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is revolution of the world's ruling structure...
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To create inventions which will bring chaos.
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Do you understand?
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If you understand, then tell us your secrets!
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Hey, do you think we look
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like a video game to Alpaca Man-san?
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You don't think the concept of real and unreal
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is a little beyond him?
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Then are your 2D girls like that, too?
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That's different.
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Those are mai waifu.
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No one cares about your wives.
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But isn't that an interesting idea?
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If we did exist solely inside a monitor,
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think there's any way we could tell?
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No.
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That was fast.
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Thus, the discussion is pointless.
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We'd do much better to spend our time
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thinking of ways to fight the Organization
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and destroy the world's ruling structure.
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That delusional crap again? Fail!
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Silence, Super Haker!
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I am the Insane Mad Scientist, Hououin...
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Kyouma!
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That's your backstory, isn't it?
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My, my... Daru.
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You shouldn't hide in your shell.
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You should listen to what people have to say.
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So this is today's "You're the last one
I want to hear that from" thread.
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Anyway, looks like the news copter's arrived.
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This object, thought to be some kind of satellite,
crashed in Akihabara, Tokyo,
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Special Report
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Where did it come from?
A mysterious satellite appears!!
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around 12:00 today.
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What was that?
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This morning, Mayuri and I left the lab,
for the Radio building,
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to hear Professor Nakabachi's press conference.
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But the next thing I knew,
a satellite had crashed into the building.
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And not just that...
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Me?
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Yeah... You saw the satellite crash on TV and said,
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"The Organization has finally made its move!"
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So the two of us came to see it.
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Canceled?
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Don't you remember how mad
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you were this morning?
Saying, "He got cold feet and ran off!"
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Professor Nakabachi's press conference!
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It was at 12:00, at the Radio building!
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No, it wasn't, man.
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And a good thing...
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If it had been, that satellite
could have flattened you.
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This difference in memories...
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Is it the Organization's memory control?
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Right...
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This is the choice of Steins Gate!
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That again?
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That Stein-whatsit makes no sense,
you know that?
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Daru, get me Future Gadget #1!
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Alpaca Man-san got mad because
you changed the channel.
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Darn you, Mr. Braun!
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Making us use this piece of crap...
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He gave it to us for free, right?
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Daru, get the TV!
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But I refuse.
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It's hot today.
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And like,
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don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat.
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That's not something to brag about!
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Mr. Braun!
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I told you to call me Tennouji-san.
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I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately...
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You broke it already?
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You don't have enough love
for the Braun tubes.
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1,000 yen to fix it.
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If anyone's at fault here,
it's you, for giving us defective—
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Is that how you address your landlord?
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I'll pay the repair bill.
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Mayuri-chan, you should give up on this guy.
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But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage!
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Hostage, huh?
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This is broken, too?
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Repair bill's 2,000 yen now.
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You don't like it, take it back.
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What will you do?
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It's me.
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The Organization's finally gotten
to that stupid baldy.
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I'm encountering sabotage.
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Here you go.
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You really do like Dr Pepper, Okarin!
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It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones.
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The cicadas are really loud, aren't they?
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Daru!
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Now that the Organization
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has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us,
we're putting the plan into action.
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We're backed into a corner!
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The plan? The what now?
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The plan is the plan!
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What else could it be but the introduction of
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Future Gadget #8 into actual combat?
00:18:25.300 --> 00:18:28.320
Oh, the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change).
00:18:28.320 --> 00:18:32.090
How do you use a microwave
in combat anyway?
00:18:32.090 --> 00:18:36.140
It'll be nearly three and a half
years since we met.
00:18:36.140 --> 00:18:37.450
Second year of high school...
00:18:37.450 --> 00:18:39.800
We were in different classes and barely spoke,
00:18:39.800 --> 00:18:41.200
so it's more like two years?
00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:43.020
The details don't matter.
00:18:43.020 --> 00:18:46.240
Anyway, it's been that long.
00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:47.820
Please reach the point
00:18:47.820 --> 00:18:49.550
where you can keep up
with my conversations, already.
00:18:49.550 --> 00:18:51.680
That is never happening!
00:18:53.180 --> 00:18:55.040
Actually, want to try again?
00:18:55.040 --> 00:18:55.910
It's all set.
00:18:55.910 --> 00:18:57.000
Mayuri, bring the bananas!
00:18:57.860 --> 00:18:59.700
You're making gel-banas again?
00:18:59.700 --> 00:19:01.240
It's such a waste!
00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:04.130
If we're stingy, we can't win
against the Organization!
00:19:04.130 --> 00:19:06.220
We don't need to win...
00:19:06.220 --> 00:19:09.910
You know, Mayushii's the one
bringing bananas, right?
00:19:09.910 --> 00:19:10.930
I know.
00:19:12.680 --> 00:19:16.970
This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave
(name subject to change).
00:19:16.970 --> 00:19:19.440
You can manipulate the timer here.
00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:21.250
Please hit the pound key,
00:19:21.250 --> 00:19:24.190
and then the number of seconds
you wish to time cook.
00:19:24.190 --> 00:19:27.220
One, two, zero, pound.
00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:31.330
Pretty turntable, isn't it?
00:19:31.330 --> 00:19:34.300
It goes in the opposite direction.
00:19:34.300 --> 00:19:35.510
Opposite?
00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:37.110
Might be important!
00:19:37.110 --> 00:19:41.460
When you think of what's happening
at the quantum level,
00:19:41.460 --> 00:19:43.160
and you apply Hund's rules...
00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:45.130
I'm sure it... isn't.
00:19:45.130 --> 00:19:46.010
It isn't?
00:19:46.010 --> 00:19:47.220
Nope.
00:19:50.430 --> 00:19:51.730
Hasn't changed.
00:19:51.730 --> 00:19:55.100
It doesn't get warm, and it doesn't get cold.
00:19:55.100 --> 00:19:58.080
Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 got frozen...
00:19:58.080 --> 00:20:01.470
Well, something involving Steins Gate
is at work here! That's clear, anyway!
00:20:01.470 --> 00:20:02.870
That again?
00:20:02.870 --> 00:20:05.950
Daru, don't you want to try eating this—
00:20:04.860 --> 00:20:05.950
No, I don't.
00:20:05.950 --> 00:20:08.730
Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri.
00:20:08.730 --> 00:20:13.470
The gel-bana was soft and squishy.
00:20:13.470 --> 00:20:15.060
And it had no taste.
00:20:15.060 --> 00:20:15.720
You ate it?
00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:16.700
Mayushii?
00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:21.390
Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy."
00:20:22.320 --> 00:20:23.850
"Your banana is soft—"
00:20:23.850 --> 00:20:25.810
Don't make her say that, pervert!
00:20:30.810 --> 00:20:33.600
I-I'm melting...
00:20:33.600 --> 00:20:36.770
It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab.
00:20:37.250 --> 00:20:41.470
When the summer gets hot, I don't want to
go any farther than Feyris-tan's.
00:20:41.470 --> 00:20:45.430
I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan.
00:20:45.430 --> 00:20:48.580
They're not going to hold a
university lecture at a maid café.
00:20:49.610 --> 00:20:53.330
If they didn't take attendance, I'd never go.
00:20:56.350 --> 00:20:58.560
It's so cold.
00:20:58.560 --> 00:21:01.180
I'm alive.
00:21:01.180 --> 00:21:03.780
A satellite fell, didn't it?
00:21:03.780 --> 00:21:05.580
That again?
00:21:05.580 --> 00:21:08.220
You're not going to the Radio building to see it?
00:21:08.220 --> 00:21:11.180
Probably too many onlookers to see it anyway.
00:21:11.180 --> 00:21:13.370
I'm reading the reports on @chan,
00:21:13.370 --> 00:21:15.270
from the people who went.
00:21:15.810 --> 00:21:17.380
"Work Temporarily Canceled."
00:21:17.380 --> 00:21:18.720
Another giant thread?
00:21:21.060 --> 00:21:22.750
Oh, right. Back then...
00:21:22.750 --> 00:21:23.830
Give me your cell phone.
00:21:23.830 --> 00:21:24.690
Why?
00:21:24.690 --> 00:21:26.350
Just do it!
00:21:26.350 --> 00:21:28.660
That's a privacy violation! Not allowed!
00:21:28.660 --> 00:21:29.810
I sent you a message!
00:21:30.430 --> 00:21:32.890
A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed.
00:21:32.890 --> 00:21:35.020
Oh, the one from last week?
00:21:35.020 --> 00:21:36.410
Last week?
00:21:36.410 --> 00:21:37.710
It was split into three messages.
00:21:37.710 --> 00:21:39.540
I thought it was spam!
00:21:40.020 --> 00:21:41.090
See?
00:21:42.080 --> 00:21:45.770
Okabe Rintarou
(No Subject)
00:21:42.080 --> 00:21:46.930
Sent on July 23rd, 12:56...
00:21:45.790 --> 00:21:47.470
"Looks like
someone stabbed
Makise Kurisu."
00:21:47.470 --> 00:21:48.390
See?
00:21:49.150 --> 00:21:53.020
Last week... Let me check my sent folder.
00:21:53.040 --> 00:21:54.060
Mayuri
Re: Upa...
Daru
Let's go!
Mayuri
Look at this
00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:54.780
It's not here!
00:21:54.060 --> 00:21:54.220
Daru
Let's go!
Mayuri
Look at this
Mayuri
Re: Don't sell it
00:21:54.220 --> 00:21:54.390
Mayuri
Look at this
Mayuri
Re: Don't sell it
Feyris
Re: Prophecy Song
00:21:54.390 --> 00:21:54.560
Mayuri
Re: Don't sell it
Feyris
Re: Prophecy Song
Ruka
Re: I made snacks
00:21:54.560 --> 00:21:55.890
Feyris
Re: Prophecy Song
Ruka
Re: I made snacks
Daru
Re: (No subject)
00:21:54.780 --> 00:21:55.720
What is today?
00:21:56.480 --> 00:21:58.610
The... The 28th.
00:22:00.210 --> 00:22:01.090
What's wrong?
00:22:01.090 --> 00:22:03.560
The message was sent to the past...
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.43,0:00:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The universe has a beginning, but no end.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.46,0:00:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Infinite.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.08,0:00:15.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The stars, too, have a beginning,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.67,0:00:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but their own power leads to their destruction.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.02,0:00:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finite.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.40,0:00:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,History dictates that it is \Nthe wise who are most foolish.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.72,0:00:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One could call this a final warning from God,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.14,0:00:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to those who can still resist.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.96,0:00:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okarin!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.97,0:00:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.70,0:01:08.72,Title1,,0000,0000,0000,,Prologue to the \NBeginning and End
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.85,0:01:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm initiating my infiltration of the building.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.85,0:01:17.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,El Psy Congroo.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.39,0:01:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There aren't many people here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.27,0:01:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I suspected, the Organization \Nmay be interfering...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.09,0:01:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going to happen here?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.51,0:01:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You came here, without even knowing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.41,0:01:38.72,SignA,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Nakabachi's Time Machine \NInvention Press Conference
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.73,0:01:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A time machine...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.12,0:01:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amazing!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.72,0:01:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Nakabachi has surpassed \Nthe rest of us scientists,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.20,0:01:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and is ready to announce the \Ninvention of the century.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.97,0:01:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to pay careful attention \Nto what he has to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.18,0:01:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An earthquake?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.54,0:01:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, from above?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.52,0:02:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.57,0:02:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You called me here for this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.67,0:02:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There aren't many left of this series,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.31,0:02:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Mayushii's out of hundred-yen coins!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.02,0:02:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be a spoiled little girl, Mayuri.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.17,0:02:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if I've known you since we were kids, \NI'm not lending you money.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.60,0:02:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll teach you how harsh life can be...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.30,0:02:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.57,0:02:53.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not painted?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.48,0:02:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M-Metal...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.04,0:02:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a metal...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.45,0:02:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A metal Upa!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.64,0:03:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it rare?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.35,0:03:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.19,0:03:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you can have it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.57,0:03:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure, Okarin?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.27,0:03:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Hououin Kyouma.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.00,0:03:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Okarin.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.82,0:03:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said it's Hououin Kyouma.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.91,0:03:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Nakabachi's press conference
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.21,0:03:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will now begin in the 8th Floor Hall.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.60,0:03:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the handouts, you can read about
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.02,0:03:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the time machine's basic design.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.98,0:03:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will use this conference as an opportunity
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.88,0:03:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to discuss the fundamental theory behind it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.96,0:03:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scientists all over the world...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.93,0:03:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I dropped my metal Upa,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.95,0:03:43.93,SignB,,0000,0000,0000,,Received Mail
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.95,0:03:43.93,SignC,,0000,0000,0000,,Time: 2010/07/28 \NSender: Mayuri \NSubject: My Upa...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.08,0:03:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm going to look for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.95,0:03:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Currently, there are over ten major theories \Nof possible time travel methods,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.12,0:03:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basic design of the time machine...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.04,0:03:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}and it's been examined from nearly \Nevery possible angle.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.84,0:04:01.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.41,0:04:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.85,0:04:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know exactly what!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.46,0:04:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this "time machine theory" of yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.72,0:04:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kerr black holes?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.02,0:04:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,World lines?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.49,0:04:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stole all this from John Titor!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.81,0:04:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Titor called himself a time traveler,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.59,0:04:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,posting this theory on \Nthe internet back in 2000.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.65,0:04:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't try claiming you didn't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.26,0:04:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How rude!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.22,0:04:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course I know about him!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.02,0:04:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't compare my theory to that fraud's!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.22,0:04:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why don't you explain
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.93,0:04:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the difference between your theories?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.18,0:04:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.71,0:04:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Titor, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.70,0:04:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to think of it, there was
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.64,0:04:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,similar stuff in the John Titor books...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.81,0:04:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.55,0:04:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I'd like to know.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.39,0:04:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.24,0:04:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back there, you were going \Nto tell me something,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.28,0:04:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weren't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.38,0:04:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back there?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.56,0:04:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About fifteen minutes ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.02,0:05:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have the slightest idea...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.90,0:05:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Makise... Kurisu?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.48,0:05:08.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You had a paper in \N{\i1}Science Magazine {\i0}a while ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.39,0:05:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm surprised you know that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.26,0:05:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a university scientist?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.51,0:05:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.72,0:05:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you an agent from the Organization?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.68,0:05:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Organization?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.63,0:05:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.24,0:05:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to ask you...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.02,0:05:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no need for me to answer you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.00,0:05:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.21,0:05:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been caught by an Organization agent.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.16,0:05:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.89,0:05:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Makise Kurisu.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.43,0:05:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you talking to?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.41,0:05:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.00,0:05:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get out of this somehow...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.93,0:05:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? It's turned off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.84,0:05:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you a secret.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.68,0:05:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a special cell phone, \Nfor secret missions.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.93,0:05:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anyone but me touches it, it turns off.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.91,0:05:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.68,0:05:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were talking to yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.02,0:05:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make this brief.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.92,0:05:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you going to tell me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.86,0:06:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About fifteen minutes ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.65,0:06:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were trying to tell me something, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.17,0:06:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seemed like it was really important...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.14,0:06:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've seen through your tricks.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.59,0:06:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl-genius, when next we meet, \Nwe will be enemies.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.69,0:06:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Farewell.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.59,0:06:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.89,0:06:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What was she talking about?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.37,0:06:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}She met me?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.00,0:06:36.22,SignC2,,0000,0000,0000,,Date: 2010/07/28 12:26 \NSender: [email protected] \NSubject: (No Subject) \NAttachment: IMV001
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.00,0:06:36.22,SignB2,,0000,0000,0000,,Received Mail
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.10,0:06:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okarin!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.28,0:06:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayuri!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.48,0:06:50.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.93,0:06:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I messaged you, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.39,0:06:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't find my metal Upa.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.81,0:06:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I even put my name on it...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.39,0:06:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You dropped it?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.70,0:06:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.61,0:07:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give up.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.98,0:07:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On auction sites, a metal Upa \Ngoes for 10,000 yen!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.19,0:07:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10,000 yen...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.43,0:07:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Find it!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.82,0:07:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My lab is almost entirely out of money!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.49,0:07:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if I find it, I won't sell it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.68,0:07:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With 10,000 yen, we could get the parts
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.02,0:07:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a new future gadget...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.93,0:07:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said I'm not selling it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.48,0:07:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.85,0:07:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Run outside!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.18,0:07:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.54,0:07:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is someone there?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.18,0:08:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Makise Kurisu...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.70,0:08:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.69,0:08:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone's been stabbed...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.57,0:08:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okarin!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.85,0:08:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.32,0:08:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're pale.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.66,0:08:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw a dead body...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.13,0:08:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the 8th floor!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.25,0:09:09.85,SignC2,,0000,0000,0000,,To: Daru \NSubject: Trouble \NLooks like someone \Nstabbed Makise Kurisu.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.85,0:09:10.64,SignD,,0000,0000,0000,,Send?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.41,0:09:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.35,0:09:50.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.22,0:09:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go, Okarin!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.44,0:10:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.98,0:10:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's what?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.72,0:10:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The people... \NWhy did all the people disappear?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.07,0:10:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They disappeared?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.02,0:10:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They all disappeared!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.97,0:10:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the people here! Right in front of us!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.17,0:10:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.16,0:10:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to know!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.27,0:10:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You saw it, didn't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.89,0:10:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.21,0:10:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.97,0:10:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.18,0:12:14.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you there!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.79,0:12:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you see us?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.09,0:12:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you answer?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.81,0:12:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, on the other side of the monitor, \Nwith the dumb expression!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.73,0:12:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.06,0:12:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Future Gadget Lab.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.28,0:12:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll introduce our staff.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.77,0:12:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First is Lab Member 001,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.67,0:12:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,founder of the lab and Insane Mad Scientist...
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.19,0:12:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Myself, Hououin Kyouma!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.84,0:12:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okarin is cuter.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.47,0:12:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silence!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.36,0:12:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okabe Rintarou is the name I use \Nto deceive the public.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.56,0:12:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Lab Member 002,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.84,0:12:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lab's lone female member, \Nwhose hobby is making cosplay outfits,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.28,0:12:52.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shiina Mayuri!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.71,0:12:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me, Mayushii.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.13,0:13:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Lab Member 003, \NSuper Haker Hashida Itaru!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.96,0:13:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's "Hacker," not "Haker." Hurr.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.71,0:13:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We three.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.22,0:13:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it time to give up?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.70,0:13:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't too expect too much out of software
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.10,0:13:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.68,0:13:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen well.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.14,0:13:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.16,0:13:26.39,SignE,,0000,0000,0000,,Future Gadget Lab \N \NCRT TV \NWorkshop
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.04,0:13:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and turn left on Kuramaebashi Street
Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.54,0:13:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the Suehirochou intersection.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.33,0:13:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley
Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.62,0:13:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the traffic light.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.39,0:13:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The goal of the Future Gadget Lab
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.75,0:13:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is revolution of the world's ruling structure...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.58,0:13:34.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To create inventions which will bring chaos.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.62,0:13:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.85,0:13:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you understand, then tell us your secrets!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.33,0:13:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, do you think we look
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.20,0:13:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a video game to Alpaca Man-san?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.21,0:13:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think the concept of real and unreal
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.74,0:13:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a little beyond him?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.59,0:13:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then are your 2D girls like that, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.67,0:13:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's different.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.01,0:13:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those are mai waifu.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.14,0:13:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one cares about your wives.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.80,0:14:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But isn't that an interesting idea?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.74,0:14:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we did exist solely inside a monitor,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.00,0:14:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think there's any way we could tell?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.29,0:14:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.90,0:14:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was fast.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.14,0:14:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thus, the discussion is pointless.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.31,0:14:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'd do much better to spend our time
Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.90,0:14:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinking of ways to fight the Organization
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.07,0:14:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and destroy the world's ruling structure.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.73,0:14:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That delusional crap again? Fail!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.60,0:14:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silence, Super Haker!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.39,0:14:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the Insane Mad Scientist, Hououin...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.54,0:14:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kyouma!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.18,0:14:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your backstory, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.76,0:14:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My, my... Daru.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.09,0:14:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn't hide in your shell.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.72,0:14:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should listen to what people have to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.48,0:14:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is today's "You're the last one\NI want to hear that from" thread.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.28,0:14:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, looks like the news copter's arrived.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.68,0:14:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This object, thought to be some kind of satellite, \Ncrashed in Akihabara, Tokyo,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.04,0:14:56.39,SignF,,0000,0000,0000,,Special Report
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.04,0:14:56.39,SignG,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did it come from? \NA mysterious satellite appears!!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.52,0:14:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around 12:00 today.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.86,0:15:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What was that?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.73,0:15:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This morning, Mayuri and I left the lab, \Nfor the Radio building,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.39,0:15:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}to hear Professor Nakabachi's press conference.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.97,0:15:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But the next thing I knew, \Na satellite had crashed into the building.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.88,0:15:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And not just that...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.53,0:15:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.77,0:15:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah... You saw the satellite crash on TV and said,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.24,0:15:27.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Organization has finally made its move!"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.47,0:15:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the two of us came to see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.64,0:15:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Canceled?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.85,0:15:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you remember how mad
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.25,0:15:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were this morning? \NSaying, "He got cold feet and ran off!"
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.01,0:15:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Nakabachi's press conference!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.21,0:15:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was at 12:00, at the Radio building!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.24,0:15:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it wasn't, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.12,0:15:44.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a good thing...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.37,0:15:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it had been, that satellite \Ncould have flattened you.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.18,0:15:50.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This difference in memories...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.55,0:15:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it the Organization's memory control?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.24,0:15:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.29,0:15:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the choice of Steins Gate!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.94,0:16:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That again?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.52,0:16:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That Stein-whatsit makes no sense, \Nyou know that?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.27,0:16:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daru, get me Future Gadget #1!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.33,0:16:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alpaca Man-san got mad because \Nyou changed the channel.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.56,0:16:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darn you, Mr. Braun!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.06,0:16:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making us use this piece of crap...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.71,0:16:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gave it to us for free, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.64,0:16:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daru, get the TV!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.27,0:16:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I refuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.03,0:16:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hot today.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.06,0:16:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And like,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.01,0:16:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.05,0:16:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not something to brag about!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.02,0:16:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Braun!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.25,0:16:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you to call me Tennouji-san.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.23,0:16:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.67,0:16:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You broke it already?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.55,0:16:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have enough love \Nfor the Braun tubes.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.54,0:16:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1,000 yen to fix it.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.06,0:17:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anyone's at fault here, \Nit's you, for giving us defective—
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.96,0:17:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that how you address your landlord?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.39,0:17:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll pay the repair bill.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.21,0:17:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayuri-chan, you should give up on this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.85,0:17:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.33,0:17:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hostage, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.58,0:17:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is broken, too?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.85,0:17:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Repair bill's 2,000 yen now.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.76,0:17:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't like it, take it back.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.77,0:17:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What will you do?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.43,0:17:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.70,0:17:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Organization's finally gotten \Nto that stupid baldy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.93,0:17:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm encountering sabotage.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.67,0:17:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.36,0:17:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really do like Dr Pepper, Okarin!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.02,0:17:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.33,0:18:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The cicadas are really loud, aren't they?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.07,0:18:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daru!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.20,0:18:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that the Organization
Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.01,0:18:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us, \Nwe're putting the plan into action.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.36,0:18:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're backed into a corner!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.32,0:18:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The plan? The what now?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.80,0:18:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The plan is the plan!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.26,0:18:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What else could it be but the introduction of
Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.56,0:18:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Future Gadget #8 into actual combat?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.30,0:18:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the Phone Microwave \N(name subject to change).
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.32,0:18:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you use a microwave \Nin combat anyway?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.09,0:18:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be nearly three and a half \Nyears since we met.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.14,0:18:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second year of high school...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.45,0:18:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were in different classes and barely spoke,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.80,0:18:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it's more like two years?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.20,0:18:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The details don't matter.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.02,0:18:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, it's been that long.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.24,0:18:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please reach the point
Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.82,0:18:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you can keep up \Nwith my conversations, already.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.55,0:18:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is never happening!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.18,0:18:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, want to try again?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.04,0:18:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all set.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.91,0:18:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayuri, bring the bananas!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.86,0:18:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're making gel-banas again?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.70,0:19:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's such a waste!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.24,0:19:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're stingy, we can't win \Nagainst the Organization!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.13,0:19:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't need to win...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.22,0:19:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, Mayushii's the one \Nbringing bananas, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.91,0:19:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.68,0:19:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave \N(name subject to change).
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.97,0:19:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can manipulate the timer here.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.44,0:19:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please hit the pound key,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.25,0:19:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then the number of seconds \Nyou wish to time cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.19,0:19:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, zero, pound.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.72,0:19:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty turntable, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.33,0:19:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It goes in the opposite direction.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.30,0:19:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Opposite?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.20,0:19:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Might be important!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.11,0:19:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you think of what's happening \Nat the quantum level,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.46,0:19:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you apply Hund's rules...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.16,0:19:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure it... isn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.13,0:19:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.01,0:19:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.43,0:19:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasn't changed.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.73,0:19:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't get warm, and it doesn't get cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.10,0:19:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 got frozen...
Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.08,0:20:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, something involving Steins Gate \Nis at work here! That's clear, anyway!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.47,0:20:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That again?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.87,0:20:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daru, don't you want to try eating this—
Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.86,0:20:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.95,0:20:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.73,0:20:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The gel-bana was soft and squishy.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.47,0:20:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it had no taste.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.06,0:20:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ate it?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.72,0:20:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayushii?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.64,0:20:21.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy."
Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.32,0:20:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Your banana is soft—"
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.85,0:20:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make her say that, pervert!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.81,0:20:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I'm melting...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.60,0:20:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.25,0:20:41.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the summer gets hot, I don't want to \Ngo any farther than Feyris-tan's.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.47,0:20:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.43,0:20:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're not going to hold a \Nuniversity lecture at a maid café.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.61,0:20:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If they didn't take attendance, I'd never go.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.35,0:20:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.56,0:21:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm alive.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.18,0:21:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A satellite fell, didn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.78,0:21:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That again?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.58,0:21:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not going to the Radio building to see it?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.22,0:21:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably too many onlookers to see it anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.18,0:21:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm reading the reports on @chan,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.37,0:21:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the people who went.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.81,0:21:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Work Temporarily Canceled."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.38,0:21:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another giant thread?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.06,0:21:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right. Back then...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.75,0:21:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me your cell phone.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.83,0:21:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.69,0:21:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just do it!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.35,0:21:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a privacy violation! Not allowed!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.66,0:21:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sent you a message!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.43,0:21:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.89,0:21:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the one from last week?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.02,0:21:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last week?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.41,0:21:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was split into three messages.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.71,0:21:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was spam!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.02,0:21:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.08,0:21:45.77,Cellphone,,0000,0000,0000,,Okabe Rintarou \N(No Subject)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.08,0:21:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sent on July 23rd, 12:56...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.79,0:21:47.47,Cellphone,,0000,0000,0000,,"Looks like \Nsomeone stabbed \NMakise Kurisu."
Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.47,0:21:48.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.15,0:21:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last week... Let me check my sent folder.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.04,0:21:54.06,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayuri \NRe: Upa... \N\N\N\N\N\NDaru \NLet's go! \N\N\N\N\NMayuri \NLook at this
Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.68,0:21:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not here!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.06,0:21:54.22,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDaru \NLet's go! \N\N\N\N\NMayuri \NLook at this \N\N\N\N\NMayuri \NRe: Don't sell it
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.22,0:21:54.39,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMayuri \NLook at this \N\N\N\NMayuri \NRe: Don't sell it \N\N\N\N\N\NFeyris \NRe: Prophecy Song
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.39,0:21:54.56,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMayuri \NRe: Don't sell it \N\N\N\N\NFeyris \NRe: Prophecy Song \N\N\N\NRuka \NRe: I made snacks
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.56,0:21:55.89,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFeyris \NRe: Prophecy Song \N\N\N\N\NRuka \NRe: I made snacks \N\N\N\NDaru \NRe: (No subject)
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.78,0:21:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is today?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.48,0:21:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The... The 28th.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.21,0:22:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.09,0:22:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The message was sent to the past...
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