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00:01:29.510 --> 00:01:32.320 You came here, without even knowing? 00:01:35.410 --> 00:01:38.720 Professor Nakabachi's Time Machine Invention Press Conference 00:01:35.730 --> 00:01:37.120 A time machine... 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:38.720 Amazing! 00:01:38.720 --> 00:01:43.200 Professor Nakabachi has surpassed the rest of us scientists, 00:01:43.200 --> 00:01:46.970 and is ready to announce the invention of the century. 00:01:46.970 --> 00:01:50.470 I'm going to pay careful attention to what he has to say. 00:01:53.180 --> 00:01:53.850 An earthquake? 00:01:54.540 --> 00:01:55.600 No, from above? 00:02:10.520 --> 00:02:11.720 What's this? 00:02:21.570 --> 00:02:24.310 You called me here for this? 00:02:24.670 --> 00:02:28.310 There aren't many left of this series, 00:02:28.310 --> 00:02:32.020 and Mayushii's out of hundred-yen coins! 00:02:32.020 --> 00:02:34.170 Don't be a spoiled little girl, Mayuri. 00:02:34.170 --> 00:02:37.140 Even if I've known you since we were kids, I'm not lending you money. 00:02:39.600 --> 00:02:43.390 I'll teach you how harsh life can be... 00:02:51.300 --> 00:02:52.570 What's this? 00:02:52.570 --> 00:02:53.890 It's not painted? 00:02:54.480 --> 00:02:56.240 M-Metal... 00:02:57.040 --> 00:02:58.450 It's a metal... 00:02:58.450 --> 00:02:59.640 A metal Upa! 00:02:59.640 --> 00:03:01.350 Is it rare? 00:03:01.350 --> 00:03:03.180 Really! 00:03:07.190 --> 00:03:09.640 Then you can have it. 00:03:10.570 --> 00:03:12.270 Are you sure, Okarin? 00:03:12.270 --> 00:03:14.000 It's Hououin Kyouma. 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:15.820 Thanks, Okarin. 00:03:15.820 --> 00:03:17.890 I said it's Hououin Kyouma. 00:03:18.910 --> 00:03:21.210 Professor Nakabachi's press conference 00:03:21.210 --> 00:03:24.890 will now begin in the 8th Floor Hall. 00:03:30.600 --> 00:03:33.020 In the handouts, you can read about 00:03:33.020 --> 00:03:35.980 the time machine's basic design. 00:03:35.980 --> 00:03:37.880 I will use this conference as an opportunity 00:03:37.880 --> 00:03:39.890 to discuss the fundamental theory behind it. 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:42.930 Scientists all over the world... 00:03:42.930 --> 00:03:45.080 I think I dropped my metal Upa, 00:03:42.950 --> 00:03:43.930 Received Mail 00:03:42.950 --> 00:03:43.930 Time: 2010/07/28 Sender: Mayuri Subject: My Upa... 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:46.390 so I'm going to look for it. 00:03:46.950 --> 00:03:50.040 Currently, there are over ten major theories of possible time travel methods, 00:03:49.120 --> 00:03:52.040 Basic design of the time machine... 00:03:50.040 --> 00:03:55.570 and it's been examined from nearly every possible angle. 00:03:58.840 --> 00:04:01.410 Doctor! 00:04:01.410 --> 00:04:02.850 What is it? 00:04:02.850 --> 00:04:04.460 You know exactly what! 00:04:04.460 --> 00:04:06.720 What is this "time machine theory" of yours? 00:04:06.720 --> 00:04:08.020 Kerr black holes? 00:04:08.020 --> 00:04:09.020 World lines? 00:04:09.490 --> 00:04:12.220 You stole all this from John Titor! 00:04:12.810 --> 00:04:15.590 Titor called himself a time traveler, 00:04:15.590 --> 00:04:18.650 posting this theory on the internet back in 2000. 00:04:18.650 --> 00:04:20.260 Don't try claiming you didn't know! 00:04:20.260 --> 00:04:21.220 How rude! 00:04:21.220 --> 00:04:22.520 Of course I know about him! 00:04:23.020 --> 00:04:26.220 Don't compare my theory to that fraud's! 00:04:26.220 --> 00:04:28.930 Then why don't you explain 00:04:28.930 --> 00:04:33.100 the difference between your theories? 00:04:34.180 --> 00:04:35.350 Hey, you... 00:04:38.710 --> 00:04:39.700 Titor, huh? 00:04:39.700 --> 00:04:41.640 Come to think of it, there was 00:04:41.640 --> 00:04:43.040 similar stuff in the John Titor books... 00:04:45.810 --> 00:04:47.550 Who are you? 00:04:47.550 --> 00:04:49.390 That's what I'd like to know. 00:04:49.390 --> 00:04:50.640 What? 00:04:51.240 --> 00:04:54.280 Back there, you were going to tell me something, 00:04:54.280 --> 00:04:55.520 weren't you? 00:04:56.380 --> 00:04:57.560 Back there? 00:04:57.560 --> 00:04:59.020 About fifteen minutes ago. 00:04:59.020 --> 00:05:01.160 I don't have the slightest idea... 00:05:01.900 --> 00:05:04.430 Makise... Kurisu? 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:08.390 You had a paper in Science Magazine a while ago. 00:05:08.390 --> 00:05:10.260 I'm surprised you know that. 00:05:10.260 --> 00:05:12.510 Are you a university scientist? 00:05:12.510 --> 00:05:13.720 You! 00:05:13.720 --> 00:05:16.680 Are you an agent from the Organization? 00:05:16.680 --> 00:05:17.630 Organization? 00:05:17.630 --> 00:05:19.240 What? 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:21.020 I just wanted to ask you... 00:05:21.020 --> 00:05:23.000 There's no need for me to answer you! 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:24.210 It's me. 00:05:24.210 --> 00:05:26.160 I've been caught by an Organization agent. 00:05:26.160 --> 00:05:26.890 Yes. 00:05:26.890 --> 00:05:27.870 Makise Kurisu. 00:05:27.430 --> 00:05:29.020 Who are you talking to? 00:05:28.410 --> 00:05:30.000 Yeah, no problem. 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:31.520 I'll get out of this somehow... 00:05:31.930 --> 00:05:33.970 Huh? It's turned off. 00:05:39.840 --> 00:05:41.680 I'll tell you a secret. 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:45.930 That's a special cell phone, for secret missions. 00:05:45.930 --> 00:05:48.870 If anyone but me touches it, it turns off. 00:05:50.910 --> 00:05:51.680 I see. 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:53.130 You were talking to yourself. 00:05:54.020 --> 00:05:55.920 I'll make this brief. 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:58.310 What were you going to tell me? 00:05:58.860 --> 00:06:00.650 About fifteen minutes ago. 00:06:00.650 --> 00:06:03.170 You were trying to tell me something, right? 00:06:03.170 --> 00:06:06.030 It seemed like it was really important... 00:06:10.140 --> 00:06:12.590 I've seen through your tricks. 00:06:12.590 --> 00:06:16.200 Girl-genius, when next we meet, we will be enemies. 00:06:16.690 --> 00:06:17.560 Farewell. 00:06:18.590 --> 00:06:19.890 Wait! 00:06:27.890 --> 00:06:29.740 What was she talking about? 00:06:30.370 --> 00:06:32.190 She met me? 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:36.220 Date: 2010/07/28 12:26 Sender: [email protected] Subject: (No Subject) Attachment: IMV001 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:36.220 Received Mail 00:06:47.100 --> 00:06:48.280 Okarin! 00:06:48.280 --> 00:06:49.480 Mayuri! 00:06:49.480 --> 00:06:50.930 What were you doing? 00:06:50.930 --> 00:06:52.390 I messaged you, right? 00:06:52.390 --> 00:06:54.810 I can't find my metal Upa. 00:06:54.810 --> 00:06:57.390 I even put my name on it... 00:06:57.390 --> 00:06:58.700 You dropped it? 00:06:58.700 --> 00:06:59.610 I think so. 00:06:59.610 --> 00:07:00.520 Give up. 00:07:01.980 --> 00:07:06.190 On auction sites, a metal Upa goes for 10,000 yen! 00:07:06.190 --> 00:07:08.320 10,000 yen... 00:07:11.430 --> 00:07:12.820 Find it! 00:07:12.820 --> 00:07:16.610 My lab is almost entirely out of money! 00:07:17.490 --> 00:07:19.680 Even if I find it, I won't sell it. 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:23.020 With 10,000 yen, we could get the parts 00:07:23.020 --> 00:07:24.930 for a new future gadget... 00:07:24.930 --> 00:07:27.260 I said I'm not selling it. 00:07:33.480 --> 00:07:34.600 What was that? 00:07:35.850 --> 00:07:37.140 Run outside! 00:07:51.180 --> 00:07:52.570 Hey... 00:07:56.540 --> 00:07:59.100 Is someone there? 00:08:10.180 --> 00:08:12.560 Makise Kurisu... 00:08:24.700 --> 00:08:26.300 What? 00:08:28.690 --> 00:08:30.560 Someone's been stabbed... 00:08:39.570 --> 00:08:41.230 Okarin! 00:08:44.850 --> 00:08:46.320 What's wrong? 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:48.180 You're pale. 00:08:48.660 --> 00:08:51.020 I saw a dead body... 00:08:52.130 --> 00:08:53.100 On the 8th floor! 00:09:07.250 --> 00:09:09.850 To: Daru Subject: Trouble Looks like someone stabbed Makise Kurisu. 00:09:09.850 --> 00:09:10.640 Send? 00:09:28.410 --> 00:09:30.240 Wh-What? 00:09:49.350 --> 00:09:50.710 What's going on? 00:09:53.220 --> 00:09:54.830 Here you go, Okarin! 00:09:59.440 --> 00:10:00.980 What is this? 00:10:00.980 --> 00:10:02.720 What's what? 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:05.070 The people... Why did all the people disappear? 00:10:05.070 --> 00:10:06.020 They disappeared? 00:10:06.020 --> 00:10:06.970 They all disappeared! 00:10:06.970 --> 00:10:09.170 All the people here! Right in front of us! 00:10:09.170 --> 00:10:10.160 I don't know... 00:10:10.160 --> 00:10:11.270 You have to know! 00:10:11.270 --> 00:10:12.890 You saw it, didn't you? 00:10:12.890 --> 00:10:14.210 Right? 00:10:14.210 --> 00:10:15.970 I didn't. 00:10:15.970 --> 00:10:17.210 What are you talking about... 00:12:13.180 --> 00:12:14.870 Hey, you there! 00:12:15.790 --> 00:12:17.450 Can you see us? 00:12:18.090 --> 00:12:19.810 Why don't you answer? 00:12:19.810 --> 00:12:23.180 You, on the other side of the monitor, with the dumb expression! 00:12:24.730 --> 00:12:26.060 Never mind. 00:12:26.060 --> 00:12:28.280 This is the Future Gadget Lab. 00:12:28.280 --> 00:12:30.770 I'll introduce our staff. 00:12:30.770 --> 00:12:33.670 First is Lab Member 001, 00:12:33.670 --> 00:12:37.190 founder of the lab and Insane Mad Scientist... 00:12:37.190 --> 00:12:39.840 Myself, Hououin Kyouma! 00:12:39.840 --> 00:12:42.470 Okarin is cuter. 00:12:42.470 --> 00:12:43.360 Silence! 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:46.060 Okabe Rintarou is the name I use to deceive the public. 00:12:46.560 --> 00:12:48.840 And Lab Member 002, 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:51.280 the lab's lone female member, whose hobby is making cosplay outfits, 00:12:51.280 --> 00:12:52.710 Shiina Mayuri! 00:12:52.710 --> 00:12:56.060 It's me, Mayushii. 00:12:57.130 --> 00:13:02.960 And Lab Member 003, Super Haker Hashida Itaru! 00:13:02.960 --> 00:13:05.710 It's "Hacker," not "Haker." Hurr. 00:13:05.710 --> 00:13:07.220 We three. 00:13:07.220 --> 00:13:08.700 Isn't it time to give up? 00:13:08.700 --> 00:13:11.100 Don't too expect too much out of software 00:13:11.100 --> 00:13:14.680 you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale. 00:13:14.680 --> 00:13:16.140 Listen well. 00:13:16.140 --> 00:13:19.040 To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street, 00:13:16.160 --> 00:13:26.390 Future Gadget Lab CRT TV Workshop 00:13:19.040 --> 00:13:20.540 and turn left on Kuramaebashi Street 00:13:20.540 --> 00:13:22.330 at the Suehirochou intersection. 00:13:22.330 --> 00:13:24.620 We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley 00:13:24.620 --> 00:13:26.140 before the traffic light. 00:13:26.390 --> 00:13:28.750 The goal of the Future Gadget Lab 00:13:28.750 --> 00:13:31.580 is revolution of the world's ruling structure... 00:13:31.580 --> 00:13:34.620 To create inventions which will bring chaos. 00:13:34.620 --> 00:13:35.850 Do you understand? 00:13:35.850 --> 00:13:39.330 If you understand, then tell us your secrets! 00:13:39.330 --> 00:13:42.200 Hey, do you think we look 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:45.210 like a video game to Alpaca Man-san? 00:13:45.210 --> 00:13:47.740 You don't think the concept of real and unreal 00:13:47.740 --> 00:13:49.590 is a little beyond him? 00:13:49.590 --> 00:13:53.670 Then are your 2D girls like that, too? 00:13:53.670 --> 00:13:55.010 That's different. 00:13:55.010 --> 00:13:57.140 Those are mai waifu. 00:13:57.140 --> 00:13:59.800 No one cares about your wives. 00:13:59.800 --> 00:14:02.740 But isn't that an interesting idea? 00:14:02.740 --> 00:14:07.000 If we did exist solely inside a monitor, 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:09.290 think there's any way we could tell? 00:14:09.290 --> 00:14:09.900 No. 00:14:09.900 --> 00:14:11.140 That was fast. 00:14:11.140 --> 00:14:14.310 Thus, the discussion is pointless. 00:14:14.310 --> 00:14:15.900 We'd do much better to spend our time 00:14:15.900 --> 00:14:18.070 thinking of ways to fight the Organization 00:14:18.070 --> 00:14:20.730 and destroy the world's ruling structure. 00:14:20.730 --> 00:14:24.600 That delusional crap again? Fail! 00:14:24.600 --> 00:14:26.390 Silence, Super Haker! 00:14:26.390 --> 00:14:29.850 I am the Insane Mad Scientist, Hououin... 00:14:30.540 --> 00:14:31.810 Kyouma! 00:14:35.180 --> 00:14:36.760 That's your backstory, isn't it? 00:14:36.760 --> 00:14:38.090 My, my... Daru. 00:14:38.090 --> 00:14:39.720 You shouldn't hide in your shell. 00:14:39.720 --> 00:14:42.480 You should listen to what people have to say. 00:14:42.480 --> 00:14:46.280 So this is today's "You're the last one I want to hear that from" thread. 00:14:46.280 --> 00:14:49.680 Anyway, looks like the news copter's arrived. 00:14:49.680 --> 00:14:53.520 This object, thought to be some kind of satellite, crashed in Akihabara, Tokyo, 00:14:50.040 --> 00:14:56.390 Special Report 00:14:50.040 --> 00:14:56.390 Where did it come from? A mysterious satellite appears!! 00:14:53.520 --> 00:14:56.390 around 12:00 today. 00:14:58.860 --> 00:15:01.270 What was that? 00:15:02.730 --> 00:15:07.390 This morning, Mayuri and I left the lab, for the Radio building, 00:15:07.390 --> 00:15:09.060 to hear Professor Nakabachi's press conference. 00:15:09.970 --> 00:15:14.180 But the next thing I knew, a satellite had crashed into the building. 00:15:14.880 --> 00:15:16.310 And not just that... 00:15:18.530 --> 00:15:19.770 Me? 00:15:19.770 --> 00:15:24.240 Yeah... You saw the satellite crash on TV and said, 00:15:24.240 --> 00:15:27.470 "The Organization has finally made its move!" 00:15:27.470 --> 00:15:29.640 So the two of us came to see it. 00:15:29.640 --> 00:15:30.850 Canceled? 00:15:30.850 --> 00:15:32.250 Don't you remember how mad 00:15:32.250 --> 00:15:36.010 you were this morning? Saying, "He got cold feet and ran off!" 00:15:36.010 --> 00:15:38.210 Professor Nakabachi's press conference! 00:15:38.210 --> 00:15:40.240 It was at 12:00, at the Radio building! 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:43.120 No, it wasn't, man. 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:44.370 And a good thing... 00:15:44.370 --> 00:15:48.180 If it had been, that satellite could have flattened you. 00:15:48.180 --> 00:15:50.550 This difference in memories... 00:15:50.550 --> 00:15:53.760 Is it the Organization's memory control? 00:15:55.240 --> 00:15:56.290 Right... 00:15:56.290 --> 00:15:59.560 This is the choice of Steins Gate! 00:16:01.940 --> 00:16:03.520 That again? 00:16:03.520 --> 00:16:07.810 That Stein-whatsit makes no sense, you know that? 00:16:09.270 --> 00:16:11.330 Daru, get me Future Gadget #1! 00:16:11.330 --> 00:16:15.970 Alpaca Man-san got mad because you changed the channel. 00:16:20.560 --> 00:16:22.060 Darn you, Mr. Braun! 00:16:22.060 --> 00:16:23.710 Making us use this piece of crap... 00:16:23.710 --> 00:16:25.860 He gave it to us for free, right? 00:16:26.640 --> 00:16:28.270 Daru, get the TV! 00:16:28.270 --> 00:16:29.650 But I refuse. 00:16:30.030 --> 00:16:32.060 It's hot today. 00:16:32.060 --> 00:16:33.010 And like, 00:16:33.010 --> 00:16:35.810 don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat. 00:16:37.050 --> 00:16:38.720 That's not something to brag about! 00:16:41.020 --> 00:16:43.590 Mr. Braun! 00:16:44.250 --> 00:16:46.440 I told you to call me Tennouji-san. 00:16:48.230 --> 00:16:51.670 I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately... 00:16:51.670 --> 00:16:53.940 You broke it already? 00:16:54.550 --> 00:16:57.540 You don't have enough love for the Braun tubes. 00:16:57.540 --> 00:16:59.140 1,000 yen to fix it. 00:17:00.060 --> 00:17:02.960 If anyone's at fault here, it's you, for giving us defectiveâ 00:17:02.960 --> 00:17:05.390 Is that how you address your landlord? 00:17:05.390 --> 00:17:07.210 I'll pay the repair bill. 00:17:07.210 --> 00:17:10.850 Mayuri-chan, you should give up on this guy. 00:17:10.850 --> 00:17:14.330 But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage! 00:17:14.330 --> 00:17:15.900 Hostage, huh? 00:17:17.580 --> 00:17:18.850 This is broken, too? 00:17:18.850 --> 00:17:20.760 Repair bill's 2,000 yen now. 00:17:20.760 --> 00:17:22.810 You don't like it, take it back. 00:17:23.770 --> 00:17:25.260 What will you do? 00:17:29.430 --> 00:17:30.700 It's me. 00:17:30.700 --> 00:17:34.930 The Organization's finally gotten to that stupid baldy. 00:17:34.930 --> 00:17:36.670 I'm encountering sabotage. 00:17:36.670 --> 00:17:38.020 Here you go. 00:17:41.360 --> 00:17:44.920 You really do like Dr Pepper, Okarin! 00:17:48.020 --> 00:17:50.810 It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones. 00:18:02.330 --> 00:18:05.970 The cicadas are really loud, aren't they? 00:18:10.070 --> 00:18:11.200 Daru! 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:13.010 Now that the Organization 00:18:13.010 --> 00:18:16.360 has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us, we're putting the plan into action. 00:18:16.360 --> 00:18:18.320 We're backed into a corner! 00:18:18.320 --> 00:18:19.800 The plan? The what now? 00:18:19.800 --> 00:18:21.260 The plan is the plan! 00:18:21.260 --> 00:18:23.560 What else could it be but the introduction of 00:18:23.560 --> 00:18:25.300 Future Gadget #8 into actual combat? 00:18:25.300 --> 00:18:28.320 Oh, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change). 00:18:28.320 --> 00:18:32.090 How do you use a microwave in combat anyway? 00:18:32.090 --> 00:18:36.140 It'll be nearly three and a half years since we met. 00:18:36.140 --> 00:18:37.450 Second year of high school... 00:18:37.450 --> 00:18:39.800 We were in different classes and barely spoke, 00:18:39.800 --> 00:18:41.200 so it's more like two years? 00:18:41.200 --> 00:18:43.020 The details don't matter. 00:18:43.020 --> 00:18:46.240 Anyway, it's been that long. 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:47.820 Please reach the point 00:18:47.820 --> 00:18:49.550 where you can keep up with my conversations, already. 00:18:49.550 --> 00:18:51.680 That is never happening! 00:18:53.180 --> 00:18:55.040 Actually, want to try again? 00:18:55.040 --> 00:18:55.910 It's all set. 00:18:55.910 --> 00:18:57.000 Mayuri, bring the bananas! 00:18:57.860 --> 00:18:59.700 You're making gel-banas again? 00:18:59.700 --> 00:19:01.240 It's such a waste! 00:19:01.240 --> 00:19:04.130 If we're stingy, we can't win against the Organization! 00:19:04.130 --> 00:19:06.220 We don't need to win... 00:19:06.220 --> 00:19:09.910 You know, Mayushii's the one bringing bananas, right? 00:19:09.910 --> 00:19:10.930 I know. 00:19:12.680 --> 00:19:16.970 This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave (name subject to change). 00:19:16.970 --> 00:19:19.440 You can manipulate the timer here. 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:21.250 Please hit the pound key, 00:19:21.250 --> 00:19:24.190 and then the number of seconds you wish to time cook. 00:19:24.190 --> 00:19:27.220 One, two, zero, pound. 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:31.330 Pretty turntable, isn't it? 00:19:31.330 --> 00:19:34.300 It goes in the opposite direction. 00:19:34.300 --> 00:19:35.510 Opposite? 00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:37.110 Might be important! 00:19:37.110 --> 00:19:41.460 When you think of what's happening at the quantum level, 00:19:41.460 --> 00:19:43.160 and you apply Hund's rules... 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:45.130 I'm sure it... isn't. 00:19:45.130 --> 00:19:46.010 It isn't? 00:19:46.010 --> 00:19:47.220 Nope. 00:19:50.430 --> 00:19:51.730 Hasn't changed. 00:19:51.730 --> 00:19:55.100 It doesn't get warm, and it doesn't get cold. 00:19:55.100 --> 00:19:58.080 Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 got frozen... 00:19:58.080 --> 00:20:01.470 Well, something involving Steins Gate is at work here! That's clear, anyway! 00:20:01.470 --> 00:20:02.870 That again? 00:20:02.870 --> 00:20:05.950 Daru, don't you want to try eating thisâ 00:20:04.860 --> 00:20:05.950 No, I don't. 00:20:05.950 --> 00:20:08.730 Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri. 00:20:08.730 --> 00:20:13.470 The gel-bana was soft and squishy. 00:20:13.470 --> 00:20:15.060 And it had no taste. 00:20:15.060 --> 00:20:15.720 You ate it? 00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:16.700 Mayushii? 00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:21.390 Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy." 00:20:22.320 --> 00:20:23.850 "Your banana is softâÂÂ" 00:20:23.850 --> 00:20:25.810 Don't make her say that, pervert! 00:20:30.810 --> 00:20:33.600 I-I'm melting... 00:20:33.600 --> 00:20:36.770 It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab. 00:20:37.250 --> 00:20:41.470 When the summer gets hot, I don't want to go any farther than Feyris-tan's. 00:20:41.470 --> 00:20:45.430 I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan. 00:20:45.430 --> 00:20:48.580 They're not going to hold a university lecture at a maid café. 00:20:49.610 --> 00:20:53.330 If they didn't take attendance, I'd never go. 00:20:56.350 --> 00:20:58.560 It's so cold. 00:20:58.560 --> 00:21:01.180 I'm alive. 00:21:01.180 --> 00:21:03.780 A satellite fell, didn't it? 00:21:03.780 --> 00:21:05.580 That again? 00:21:05.580 --> 00:21:08.220 You're not going to the Radio building to see it? 00:21:08.220 --> 00:21:11.180 Probably too many onlookers to see it anyway. 00:21:11.180 --> 00:21:13.370 I'm reading the reports on @chan, 00:21:13.370 --> 00:21:15.270 from the people who went. 00:21:15.810 --> 00:21:17.380 "Work Temporarily Canceled." 00:21:17.380 --> 00:21:18.720 Another giant thread? 00:21:21.060 --> 00:21:22.750 Oh, right. Back then... 00:21:22.750 --> 00:21:23.830 Give me your cell phone. 00:21:23.830 --> 00:21:24.690 Why? 00:21:24.690 --> 00:21:26.350 Just do it! 00:21:26.350 --> 00:21:28.660 That's a privacy violation! Not allowed! 00:21:28.660 --> 00:21:29.810 I sent you a message! 00:21:30.430 --> 00:21:32.890 A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed. 00:21:32.890 --> 00:21:35.020 Oh, the one from last week? 00:21:35.020 --> 00:21:36.410 Last week? 00:21:36.410 --> 00:21:37.710 It was split into three messages. 00:21:37.710 --> 00:21:39.540 I thought it was spam! 00:21:40.020 --> 00:21:41.090 See? 00:21:42.080 --> 00:21:45.770 Okabe Rintarou (No Subject) 00:21:42.080 --> 00:21:46.930 Sent on July 23rd, 12:56... 00:21:45.790 --> 00:21:47.470 "Looks like someone stabbed Makise Kurisu." 00:21:47.470 --> 00:21:48.390 See? 00:21:49.150 --> 00:21:53.020 Last week... Let me check my sent folder. 00:21:53.040 --> 00:21:54.060 Mayuri Re: Upa... Daru Let's go! Mayuri Look at this 00:21:53.680 --> 00:21:54.780 It's not here! 00:21:54.060 --> 00:21:54.220 Daru Let's go! Mayuri Look at this Mayuri Re: Don't sell it 00:21:54.220 --> 00:21:54.390 Mayuri Look at this Mayuri Re: Don't sell it Feyris Re: Prophecy Song 00:21:54.390 --> 00:21:54.560 Mayuri Re: Don't sell it Feyris Re: Prophecy Song Ruka Re: I made snacks 00:21:54.560 --> 00:21:55.890 Feyris Re: Prophecy Song Ruka Re: I made snacks Daru Re: (No subject) 00:21:54.780 --> 00:21:55.720 What is today? 00:21:56.480 --> 00:21:58.610 The... The 28th. 00:22:00.210 --> 00:22:01.090 What's wrong? 00:22:01.090 --> 00:22:03.560 The message was sent to the past... -
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Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.46,0:00:09.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Infinite. Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.08,0:00:15.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The stars, too, have a beginning, Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.67,0:00:18.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but their own power leads to their destruction. Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.02,0:00:20.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Finite. Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.40,0:00:28.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,History dictates that it is \Nthe wise who are most foolish. Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.72,0:00:34.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One could call this a final warning from God, Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.14,0:00:36.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to those who can still resist. Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.96,0:00:41.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okarin! Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.97,0:00:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go. Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.70,0:01:08.72,Title1,,0000,0000,0000,,Prologue to the \NBeginning and End Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.85,0:01:14.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm initiating my infiltration of the building. Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.85,0:01:17.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,El Psy Congroo. Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.39,0:01:24.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There aren't many people here. Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.27,0:01:27.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As I suspected, the Organization \Nmay be interfering... Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.09,0:01:29.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going to happen here? Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.51,0:01:32.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You came here, without even knowing? Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.41,0:01:38.72,SignA,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Nakabachi's Time Machine \NInvention Press Conference Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.73,0:01:37.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A time machine... Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.12,0:01:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amazing! Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.72,0:01:43.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Nakabachi has surpassed \Nthe rest of us scientists, Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.20,0:01:46.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and is ready to announce the \Ninvention of the century. Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.97,0:01:50.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to pay careful attention \Nto what he has to say. Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.18,0:01:53.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An earthquake? Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.54,0:01:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, from above? Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.52,0:02:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this? Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.57,0:02:24.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You called me here for this? Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.67,0:02:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There aren't many left of this series, Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.31,0:02:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Mayushii's out of hundred-yen coins! Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.02,0:02:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't be a spoiled little girl, Mayuri. Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.17,0:02:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if I've known you since we were kids, \NI'm not lending you money. Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.60,0:02:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll teach you how harsh life can be... Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.30,0:02:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's this? Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.57,0:02:53.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not painted? Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.48,0:02:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,M-Metal... Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.04,0:02:58.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a metal... Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.45,0:02:59.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A metal Upa! Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.64,0:03:01.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it rare? Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.35,0:03:03.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really! Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.19,0:03:09.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then you can have it. Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.57,0:03:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you sure, Okarin? Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.27,0:03:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Hououin Kyouma. Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.00,0:03:15.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks, Okarin. Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.82,0:03:17.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said it's Hououin Kyouma. Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.91,0:03:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Nakabachi's press conference Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.21,0:03:24.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will now begin in the 8th Floor Hall. Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.60,0:03:33.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the handouts, you can read about Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.02,0:03:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the time machine's basic design. Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.98,0:03:37.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will use this conference as an opportunity Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.88,0:03:39.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to discuss the fundamental theory behind it. Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.96,0:03:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scientists all over the world... Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.93,0:03:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I dropped my metal Upa, Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.95,0:03:43.93,SignB,,0000,0000,0000,,Received Mail Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.95,0:03:43.93,SignC,,0000,0000,0000,,Time: 2010/07/28 \NSender: Mayuri \NSubject: My Upa... Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.08,0:03:46.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I'm going to look for it. Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.95,0:03:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}Currently, there are over ten major theories \Nof possible time travel methods, Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.12,0:03:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Basic design of the time machine... Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.04,0:03:55.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\an8}and it's been examined from nearly \Nevery possible angle. Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.84,0:04:01.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor! Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.41,0:04:02.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is it? Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.85,0:04:04.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know exactly what! Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.46,0:04:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this "time machine theory" of yours? Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.72,0:04:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kerr black holes? Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.02,0:04:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,World lines? Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.49,0:04:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stole all this from John Titor! Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.81,0:04:15.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Titor called himself a time traveler, Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.59,0:04:18.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,posting this theory on \Nthe internet back in 2000. Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.65,0:04:20.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't try claiming you didn't know! Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.26,0:04:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How rude! Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.22,0:04:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course I know about him! Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.02,0:04:26.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't compare my theory to that fraud's! Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.22,0:04:28.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then why don't you explain Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.93,0:04:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the difference between your theories? Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.18,0:04:35.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you... Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.71,0:04:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Titor, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.70,0:04:41.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come to think of it, there was Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.64,0:04:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,similar stuff in the John Titor books... Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.81,0:04:47.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you? Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.55,0:04:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I'd like to know. Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.39,0:04:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.24,0:04:54.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back there, you were going \Nto tell me something, Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.28,0:04:55.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,weren't you? Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.38,0:04:57.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back there? Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.56,0:04:59.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About fifteen minutes ago. Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.02,0:05:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have the slightest idea... Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.90,0:05:04.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Makise... Kurisu? Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.48,0:05:08.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You had a paper in \N{\i1}Science Magazine {\i0}a while ago. Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.39,0:05:10.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm surprised you know that. Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.26,0:05:12.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you a university scientist? Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.51,0:05:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You! Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.72,0:05:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you an agent from the Organization? Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.68,0:05:17.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Organization? Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.63,0:05:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.24,0:05:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just wanted to ask you... Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.02,0:05:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no need for me to answer you! Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.00,0:05:24.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me. Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.21,0:05:26.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been caught by an Organization agent. Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.16,0:05:26.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.89,0:05:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Makise Kurisu. Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.43,0:05:29.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you talking to? Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.41,0:05:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no problem. Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.00,0:05:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll get out of this somehow... Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.93,0:05:33.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? It's turned off. Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.84,0:05:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll tell you a secret. Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.68,0:05:45.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a special cell phone, \Nfor secret missions. Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.93,0:05:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anyone but me touches it, it turns off. Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.91,0:05:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see. Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.68,0:05:53.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were talking to yourself. Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.02,0:05:55.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make this brief. Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.92,0:05:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you going to tell me? Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.86,0:06:00.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,About fifteen minutes ago. Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.65,0:06:03.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were trying to tell me something, right? Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.17,0:06:06.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seemed like it was really important... Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.14,0:06:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've seen through your tricks. Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.59,0:06:16.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Girl-genius, when next we meet, \Nwe will be enemies. Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.69,0:06:17.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Farewell. Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.59,0:06:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait! Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.89,0:06:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What was she talking about? Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.37,0:06:32.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}She met me? Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.00,0:06:36.22,SignC2,,0000,0000,0000,,Date: 2010/07/28 12:26 \NSender: [email protected] \NSubject: (No Subject) \NAttachment: IMV001 Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.00,0:06:36.22,SignB2,,0000,0000,0000,,Received Mail Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.10,0:06:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okarin! Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.28,0:06:49.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayuri! Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.48,0:06:50.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What were you doing? Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.93,0:06:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I messaged you, right? Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.39,0:06:54.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't find my metal Upa. Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.81,0:06:57.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I even put my name on it... Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.39,0:06:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You dropped it? Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.70,0:06:59.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think so. Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.61,0:07:00.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give up. Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.98,0:07:06.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On auction sites, a metal Upa \Ngoes for 10,000 yen! Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.19,0:07:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10,000 yen... Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.43,0:07:12.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Find it! Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.82,0:07:16.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My lab is almost entirely out of money! Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.49,0:07:19.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even if I find it, I won't sell it. Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.68,0:07:23.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With 10,000 yen, we could get the parts Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.02,0:07:24.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for a new future gadget... Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.93,0:07:27.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said I'm not selling it. Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.48,0:07:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What was that? Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.85,0:07:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Run outside! Dialogue: 0,0:07:51.18,0:07:52.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey... Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.54,0:07:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is someone there? Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.18,0:08:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Makise Kurisu... Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.70,0:08:26.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.69,0:08:30.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone's been stabbed... Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.57,0:08:41.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okarin! Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.85,0:08:46.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong? Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.32,0:08:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're pale. Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.66,0:08:51.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw a dead body... Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.13,0:08:53.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On the 8th floor! Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.25,0:09:09.85,SignC2,,0000,0000,0000,,To: Daru \NSubject: Trouble \NLooks like someone \Nstabbed Makise Kurisu. Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.85,0:09:10.64,SignD,,0000,0000,0000,,Send? Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.41,0:09:30.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wh-What? Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.35,0:09:50.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on? Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.22,0:09:54.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go, Okarin! Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.44,0:10:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this? Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.98,0:10:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's what? Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.72,0:10:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The people... \NWhy did all the people disappear? Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.07,0:10:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They disappeared? Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.02,0:10:06.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They all disappeared! Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.97,0:10:09.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the people here! Right in front of us! Dialogue: 0,0:10:09.17,0:10:10.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know... Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.16,0:10:11.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You have to know! Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.27,0:10:12.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You saw it, didn't you? Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.89,0:10:14.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right? Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.21,0:10:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't. Dialogue: 0,0:10:15.97,0:10:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talking about... Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.18,0:12:14.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you there! Dialogue: 0,0:12:15.79,0:12:17.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you see us? Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.09,0:12:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you answer? Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.81,0:12:23.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, on the other side of the monitor, \Nwith the dumb expression! Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.73,0:12:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never mind. Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.06,0:12:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the Future Gadget Lab. Dialogue: 0,0:12:28.28,0:12:30.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll introduce our staff. Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.77,0:12:33.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,First is Lab Member 001, Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.67,0:12:37.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,founder of the lab and Insane Mad Scientist... Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.19,0:12:39.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Myself, Hououin Kyouma! Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.84,0:12:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okarin is cuter. Dialogue: 0,0:12:42.47,0:12:43.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silence! Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.36,0:12:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okabe Rintarou is the name I use \Nto deceive the public. Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.56,0:12:48.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Lab Member 002, Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.84,0:12:51.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the lab's lone female member, \Nwhose hobby is making cosplay outfits, Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.28,0:12:52.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shiina Mayuri! Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.71,0:12:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me, Mayushii. Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.13,0:13:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Lab Member 003, \NSuper Haker Hashida Itaru! Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.96,0:13:05.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's "Hacker," not "Haker." Hurr. Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.71,0:13:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We three. Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.22,0:13:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Isn't it time to give up? Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.70,0:13:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't too expect too much out of software Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.10,0:13:14.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you bought at a 500 yen wagon sale. Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.68,0:13:16.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen well. Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.14,0:13:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To get to our lab, go down Chuo Street, Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.16,0:13:26.39,SignE,,0000,0000,0000,,Future Gadget Lab \N \NCRT TV \NWorkshop Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.04,0:13:20.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and turn left on Kuramaebashi Street Dialogue: 0,0:13:20.54,0:13:22.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at the Suehirochou intersection. Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.33,0:13:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're in a multi-use building, in the first alley Dialogue: 0,0:13:24.62,0:13:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before the traffic light. Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.39,0:13:28.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The goal of the Future Gadget Lab Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.75,0:13:31.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is revolution of the world's ruling structure... Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.58,0:13:34.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To create inventions which will bring chaos. Dialogue: 0,0:13:34.62,0:13:35.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you understand? Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.85,0:13:39.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you understand, then tell us your secrets! Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.33,0:13:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, do you think we look Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.20,0:13:45.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a video game to Alpaca Man-san? Dialogue: 0,0:13:45.21,0:13:47.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't think the concept of real and unreal Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.74,0:13:49.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is a little beyond him? Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.59,0:13:53.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then are your 2D girls like that, too? Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.67,0:13:55.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's different. Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.01,0:13:57.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those are mai waifu. Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.14,0:13:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one cares about your wives. Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.80,0:14:02.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But isn't that an interesting idea? Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.74,0:14:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we did exist solely inside a monitor, Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.00,0:14:09.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,think there's any way we could tell? Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.29,0:14:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. Dialogue: 0,0:14:09.90,0:14:11.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was fast. Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.14,0:14:14.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thus, the discussion is pointless. Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.31,0:14:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'd do much better to spend our time Dialogue: 0,0:14:15.90,0:14:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thinking of ways to fight the Organization Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.07,0:14:20.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and destroy the world's ruling structure. Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.73,0:14:24.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That delusional crap again? Fail! Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.60,0:14:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silence, Super Haker! Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.39,0:14:29.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the Insane Mad Scientist, Hououin... Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.54,0:14:31.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kyouma! Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.18,0:14:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's your backstory, isn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.76,0:14:38.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My, my... Daru. Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.09,0:14:39.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You shouldn't hide in your shell. Dialogue: 0,0:14:39.72,0:14:42.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should listen to what people have to say. Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.48,0:14:46.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is today's "You're the last one\NI want to hear that from" thread. Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.28,0:14:49.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, looks like the news copter's arrived. Dialogue: 0,0:14:49.68,0:14:53.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This object, thought to be some kind of satellite, \Ncrashed in Akihabara, Tokyo, Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.04,0:14:56.39,SignF,,0000,0000,0000,,Special Report Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.04,0:14:56.39,SignG,,0000,0000,0000,,Where did it come from? \NA mysterious satellite appears!! Dialogue: 0,0:14:53.52,0:14:56.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,around 12:00 today. Dialogue: 0,0:14:58.86,0:15:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}What was that? Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.73,0:15:07.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}This morning, Mayuri and I left the lab, \Nfor the Radio building, Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.39,0:15:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}to hear Professor Nakabachi's press conference. Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.97,0:15:14.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}But the next thing I knew, \Na satellite had crashed into the building. Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.88,0:15:16.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,{\i1}And not just that... Dialogue: 0,0:15:18.53,0:15:19.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me? Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.77,0:15:24.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah... You saw the satellite crash on TV and said, Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.24,0:15:27.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The Organization has finally made its move!" Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.47,0:15:29.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So the two of us came to see it. Dialogue: 0,0:15:29.64,0:15:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Canceled? Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.85,0:15:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you remember how mad Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.25,0:15:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you were this morning? \NSaying, "He got cold feet and ran off!" Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.01,0:15:38.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Professor Nakabachi's press conference! Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.21,0:15:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was at 12:00, at the Radio building! Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.24,0:15:43.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, it wasn't, man. Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.12,0:15:44.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a good thing... Dialogue: 0,0:15:44.37,0:15:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it had been, that satellite \Ncould have flattened you. Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.18,0:15:50.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This difference in memories... Dialogue: 0,0:15:50.55,0:15:53.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is it the Organization's memory control? Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.24,0:15:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Right... Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.29,0:15:59.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the choice of Steins Gate! Dialogue: 0,0:16:01.94,0:16:03.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That again? Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.52,0:16:07.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That Stein-whatsit makes no sense, \Nyou know that? Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.27,0:16:11.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daru, get me Future Gadget #1! Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.33,0:16:15.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alpaca Man-san got mad because \Nyou changed the channel. Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.56,0:16:22.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Darn you, Mr. Braun! Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.06,0:16:23.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Making us use this piece of crap... Dialogue: 0,0:16:23.71,0:16:25.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He gave it to us for free, right? Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.64,0:16:28.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daru, get the TV! Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.27,0:16:29.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I refuse. Dialogue: 0,0:16:30.03,0:16:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's hot today. Dialogue: 0,0:16:32.06,0:16:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And like, Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.01,0:16:35.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,don't think I'm strong, just 'cause I'm fat. Dialogue: 0,0:16:37.05,0:16:38.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not something to brag about! Dialogue: 0,0:16:41.02,0:16:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mr. Braun! Dialogue: 0,0:16:44.25,0:16:46.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I told you to call me Tennouji-san. Dialogue: 0,0:16:48.23,0:16:51.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to ask you to fix this immediately... Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.67,0:16:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You broke it already? Dialogue: 0,0:16:54.55,0:16:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have enough love \Nfor the Braun tubes. Dialogue: 0,0:16:57.54,0:16:59.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,1,000 yen to fix it. Dialogue: 0,0:17:00.06,0:17:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If anyone's at fault here, \Nit's you, for giving us defectiveâ Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.96,0:17:05.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that how you address your landlord? Dialogue: 0,0:17:05.39,0:17:07.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll pay the repair bill. Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.21,0:17:10.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayuri-chan, you should give up on this guy. Dialogue: 0,0:17:10.85,0:17:14.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Mayushii is Okarin's hostage! Dialogue: 0,0:17:14.33,0:17:15.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hostage, huh? Dialogue: 0,0:17:17.58,0:17:18.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is broken, too? Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.85,0:17:20.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Repair bill's 2,000 yen now. Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.76,0:17:22.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't like it, take it back. Dialogue: 0,0:17:23.77,0:17:25.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What will you do? Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.43,0:17:30.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's me. Dialogue: 0,0:17:30.70,0:17:34.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Organization's finally gotten \Nto that stupid baldy. Dialogue: 0,0:17:34.93,0:17:36.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm encountering sabotage. Dialogue: 0,0:17:36.67,0:17:38.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here you go. Dialogue: 0,0:17:41.36,0:17:44.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You really do like Dr Pepper, Okarin! Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.02,0:17:50.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's an intellectual drink, for the chosen ones. Dialogue: 0,0:18:02.33,0:18:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The cicadas are really loud, aren't they? Dialogue: 0,0:18:10.07,0:18:11.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daru! Dialogue: 0,0:18:11.20,0:18:13.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that the Organization Dialogue: 0,0:18:13.01,0:18:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has begun using Mr. Braun to sabotage us, \Nwe're putting the plan into action. Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.36,0:18:18.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're backed into a corner! Dialogue: 0,0:18:18.32,0:18:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The plan? The what now? Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.80,0:18:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The plan is the plan! Dialogue: 0,0:18:21.26,0:18:23.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What else could it be but the introduction of Dialogue: 0,0:18:23.56,0:18:25.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Future Gadget #8 into actual combat? Dialogue: 0,0:18:25.30,0:18:28.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the Phone Microwave \N(name subject to change). Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.32,0:18:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How do you use a microwave \Nin combat anyway? Dialogue: 0,0:18:32.09,0:18:36.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It'll be nearly three and a half \Nyears since we met. Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.14,0:18:37.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Second year of high school... Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.45,0:18:39.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were in different classes and barely spoke, Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.80,0:18:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it's more like two years? Dialogue: 0,0:18:41.20,0:18:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The details don't matter. Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.02,0:18:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, it's been that long. Dialogue: 0,0:18:46.24,0:18:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please reach the point Dialogue: 0,0:18:47.82,0:18:49.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where you can keep up \Nwith my conversations, already. Dialogue: 0,0:18:49.55,0:18:51.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is never happening! Dialogue: 0,0:18:53.18,0:18:55.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, want to try again? Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.04,0:18:55.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all set. Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.91,0:18:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayuri, bring the bananas! Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.86,0:18:59.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're making gel-banas again? Dialogue: 0,0:18:59.70,0:19:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's such a waste! Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.24,0:19:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we're stingy, we can't win \Nagainst the Organization! Dialogue: 0,0:19:04.13,0:19:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We don't need to win... Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.22,0:19:09.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, Mayushii's the one \Nbringing bananas, right? Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.91,0:19:10.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know. Dialogue: 0,0:19:12.68,0:19:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is R-E-N-G, the Phone Microwave \N(name subject to change). Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.97,0:19:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can manipulate the timer here. Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.44,0:19:21.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please hit the pound key, Dialogue: 0,0:19:21.25,0:19:24.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then the number of seconds \Nyou wish to time cook. Dialogue: 0,0:19:24.19,0:19:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One, two, zero, pound. Dialogue: 0,0:19:28.72,0:19:31.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pretty turntable, isn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:19:31.33,0:19:34.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It goes in the opposite direction. Dialogue: 0,0:19:34.30,0:19:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Opposite? Dialogue: 0,0:19:36.20,0:19:37.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Might be important! Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.11,0:19:41.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When you think of what's happening \Nat the quantum level, Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.46,0:19:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you apply Hund's rules... Dialogue: 0,0:19:43.16,0:19:45.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure it... isn't. Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.13,0:19:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It isn't? Dialogue: 0,0:19:46.01,0:19:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nope. Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.43,0:19:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hasn't changed. Dialogue: 0,0:19:51.73,0:19:55.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It doesn't get warm, and it doesn't get cold. Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.10,0:19:58.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayushii's Juicy Fried Chicken #1 got frozen... Dialogue: 0,0:19:58.08,0:20:01.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, something involving Steins Gate \Nis at work here! That's clear, anyway! Dialogue: 0,0:20:01.47,0:20:02.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That again? Dialogue: 0,0:20:02.87,0:20:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Daru, don't you want to try eating thisâ Dialogue: 0,0:20:04.86,0:20:05.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, I don't. Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.95,0:20:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then we'll give the honor to Mayuri. Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.73,0:20:13.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The gel-bana was soft and squishy. Dialogue: 0,0:20:13.47,0:20:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it had no taste. Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.06,0:20:15.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ate it? Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.72,0:20:16.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayushii? Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.64,0:20:21.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say, "Your banana is soft and squishy." Dialogue: 0,0:20:22.32,0:20:23.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Your banana is softâ" Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.85,0:20:25.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't make her say that, pervert! Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.81,0:20:33.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I'm melting... Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.60,0:20:36.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It hasn't been ten minutes since we left the lab. Dialogue: 0,0:20:37.25,0:20:41.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When the summer gets hot, I don't want to \Ngo any farther than Feyris-tan's. Dialogue: 0,0:20:41.47,0:20:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish they'd just hold it at MayQueen Nyan Nyan. Dialogue: 0,0:20:45.43,0:20:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're not going to hold a \Nuniversity lecture at a maid café. Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.61,0:20:53.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If they didn't take attendance, I'd never go. Dialogue: 0,0:20:56.35,0:20:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so cold. Dialogue: 0,0:20:58.56,0:21:01.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm alive. Dialogue: 0,0:21:01.18,0:21:03.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A satellite fell, didn't it? Dialogue: 0,0:21:03.78,0:21:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That again? Dialogue: 0,0:21:05.58,0:21:08.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're not going to the Radio building to see it? Dialogue: 0,0:21:08.22,0:21:11.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably too many onlookers to see it anyway. Dialogue: 0,0:21:11.18,0:21:13.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm reading the reports on @chan, Dialogue: 0,0:21:13.37,0:21:15.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the people who went. Dialogue: 0,0:21:15.81,0:21:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Work Temporarily Canceled." Dialogue: 0,0:21:17.38,0:21:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Another giant thread? Dialogue: 0,0:21:21.06,0:21:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right. Back then... Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.75,0:21:23.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me your cell phone. Dialogue: 0,0:21:23.83,0:21:24.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why? Dialogue: 0,0:21:24.69,0:21:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just do it! Dialogue: 0,0:21:26.35,0:21:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a privacy violation! Not allowed! Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.66,0:21:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sent you a message! Dialogue: 0,0:21:30.43,0:21:32.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A message about Makise Kurisu being stabbed. Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.89,0:21:35.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, the one from last week? Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.02,0:21:36.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last week? Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.41,0:21:37.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was split into three messages. Dialogue: 0,0:21:37.71,0:21:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was spam! Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.02,0:21:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See? Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.08,0:21:45.77,Cellphone,,0000,0000,0000,,Okabe Rintarou \N(No Subject) Dialogue: 0,0:21:42.08,0:21:46.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sent on July 23rd, 12:56... Dialogue: 0,0:21:45.79,0:21:47.47,Cellphone,,0000,0000,0000,,"Looks like \Nsomeone stabbed \NMakise Kurisu." Dialogue: 0,0:21:47.47,0:21:48.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See? Dialogue: 0,0:21:49.15,0:21:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last week... Let me check my sent folder. Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.04,0:21:54.06,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,Mayuri \NRe: Upa... \N\N\N\N\N\NDaru \NLet's go! \N\N\N\N\NMayuri \NLook at this Dialogue: 0,0:21:53.68,0:21:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not here! Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.06,0:21:54.22,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,\NDaru \NLet's go! \N\N\N\N\NMayuri \NLook at this \N\N\N\N\NMayuri \NRe: Don't sell it Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.22,0:21:54.39,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMayuri \NLook at this \N\N\N\NMayuri \NRe: Don't sell it \N\N\N\N\N\NFeyris \NRe: Prophecy Song Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.39,0:21:54.56,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,\NMayuri \NRe: Don't sell it \N\N\N\N\NFeyris \NRe: Prophecy Song \N\N\N\NRuka \NRe: I made snacks Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.56,0:21:55.89,CellphoneL,,0000,0000,0000,,\NFeyris \NRe: Prophecy Song \N\N\N\N\NRuka \NRe: I made snacks \N\N\N\NDaru \NRe: (No subject) Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.78,0:21:55.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is today? Dialogue: 0,0:21:56.48,0:21:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The... The 28th. Dialogue: 0,0:22:00.21,0:22:01.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong? Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.09,0:22:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The message was sent to the past...
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